ITV I presume
so I'll have to fanny through to ITV London somewhere in the 850s no doubt. Although, actually, there's no English team invovled so STV might actually fucking show it for once.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sorry, I've just realised, I've no idea where you're based
*invites self round*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Edinburgh
for my sins.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Oh
Between that and the reference to flights earlier I thought you might be on the Costa Del Sol or something. Edinburgh's supposed to be nice though. Busy tomorrow?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Yeah, it's lovely.
Why, are you taking me out for dinner?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Eh, why not
I need friends on this board by hook or by crook. Or bribery. Or bumming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

always the bumming.
Anyway, laters. Let's hope for a good game tonight rather than Jose parking his hideously expensive white bus, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Oh god, yes
I personally hope for a repeat of the first El Clasico of the season, to be bettered only by Barca's hilarious dismemberment of United in the final.

Have a good evening in the sun mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

A thousand times this

( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Barcelona 5,000 - 0 Real Madrid?
That sounds fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I was up Arthur's Seat this afternoon
But unlike Darth, I'm referring to the hill in Edinburgh.
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I bummed a man called Arthur
In case that wasn't clear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

:D

( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Your sister fancies me
She said so, with absolutely no trace of sarcasm.

Have a word.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Her taste is questionable at best
If she ever visits me in East Anglia again I'll send her up the road to harass you while you're DJing.
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

She's married to a paedo Santa. That's what I heard.

I say 'heard', I mean 'made up and spread around the internet'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Making things up and spreading them around the internet
is the best way to establish provable facts.
cf. Lampito's love of anal sex.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

all things can be proved by the phrase "I seen it!"

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

He's totally a pedo Santa

( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

There we go. It's now an ONLINE FACT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

That would be fucking hilarious
I imagine her face would be akin to that look of someone who's smelt a nasty poo.

Hang about, do you live in Anglia?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

He lives in a poncey city full of bikes.
And I'm not talking about his fiancee.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Oh, Cambridge
I like Cambridge, I spent a lot of time there whilst my ex was at Uni
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

BOOM.
Nice day for it. I'm stuck in fucking office, innit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'm on holiday.
Well, on the bus back home to Glenrothes. Hope to be living in Edinburgh before the end of the year.
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

And with that
I've decided I've had enough with the fucking marking and I'm off to enjoy the sun. 'noon all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)