Wonderful walk with the dogs and veggie curry.
And my feet are in dire need of a good scraping.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Number of dead ducks..... 9
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)

They never catch them.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Have you gazzed the fat Jeff Bridges from earlier?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)

will he scrap her feet?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I'd say he's willing to lick bumholes
that's keen that is
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:21, Reply)

you're not?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Err no, rachel will confirm to you that they're quite musky, not my thing really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

hang on
why do i have to confirm this?

bumholes are so NOT my area of expertise!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

We've all got one, check it out later on when you get home

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

o. m. g.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

i intend to be slightly drunk
And if i were to check out any holes of any description anywhere... They would not be of the bum variety
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

It's the internets secret
One finger at a time I've been told, you might bust your arsehole if you go ramming your fist up there
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

"i've been told"......
"Told" my arse!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

did you let him practice on you

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:56, Reply)

only in his dreams!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:00, Reply)

methinks the lady doth protest too much

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

and that's why he couldn't get the third finger in

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

are you saying you tried to like rachels bumhole but it was too musky and you decided it wasn't really your thing?
or did she try to lick yours and it was too musky?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

She's only gazzed me a couple of pictures so far, but they're not really doing it for me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

two x lies on the internet right here
Firstly i have done no such thing

Secondly if i had, they'd have done it for you like you wouldn't BELIEVE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Klingons and all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

that is fucking rank
Product of a diseased mind. And a diseased ass!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I think he's lying and doesn't look remotely like Jeff.
Men lie you know.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Fuck it though he's a man
of sorts


we think
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Let me re-iterate something for you.
I AM NOT DESPERATE.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

He might have a lovely personality

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Perhaps you can grow to love him over time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I sometimes think the same about you Rory.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I'm everyone's secret BFF on here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

keep at it
His mum's been trying for about 42 years though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1184320
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

hmmmm!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

since when did that help anyone get laid?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

It helped me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

it didn't do much for me
and I had a fucking lovely personality.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Well it was a lovely personality and a lot of alcohol.
Did I mention the alcohol?
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

When you mix it in with that old reliable 'I've only got months to live'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

that wouldn't work on me
I'd think, no stamina and will sob and demand cuddles after sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

nooooooooooo
do they? i can't believe that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

True dat!

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

get those fish to nibble them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Ew!
I don't mind the concept of the fish but I'm put off by the fact other people will have had their feet in there.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

they don't clean it after each session?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Who knows.
Some less reputable places may not.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

i didn't realise they had back alley pedicurists

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

yeah, they keep their fish in puddles

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Haha!
Surely the fish don't eat all the skin and some of it is left floating about in the tanks?

They do have them in Tenerife all over the place. I might give it a go on holiday.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)