Morning Swipey
I've got a meeting in London at 10.30 so I'm "working from home" for the next hour.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Also
Applebite
Lampito
Amberl
Monty Boyce
Wanderlust
Wellgroomed Wookie
Turdd
PJM
Chickenlady
Beckyjsbx
Psychochomp
Labia Majora
TGB
BGB
Davros Grandad
Tourettes
Jeffthedogfucker
Gonz
DiT
Roota
DJTP
Rachelswipe
Penguin of Death
Kristine
Clendrix
Vipros
Kitty O’Hara
Crackhouseceilidhband
Captain V
Berk
The Supreme Crow
Noel
NakedApe
Agnostic Antichrist
Sportscow
Darth Foxtrot
Crunchy Related Incident

I've been all these people over the last month or two so now Applebite can choose to show me her nipples if she wants to.

If your name isn't on the list, it's because we didn't think enough of you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Oddly enough, I'm relieved about that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:32, Reply)

You didn't have sufficient skills to warrant a visa.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:33, Reply)

I can live with that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Are you sure?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Are you sure?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Are you sure?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)

ah, reminds me of the good old days

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Back when your hair was sensible

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'm not seeing FrisbeeQC on that list
You're welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I live in the hope that one day you will add me to that list.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:36, Reply)

I did
or maybe I just got you confused with another b3tan, that's what normally happens.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Typical, too mediocre to be remembered.
I'd flounce, but who'd care?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:40, Reply)

About what?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Some good reason, if I could think of one.
God, I'm sounding a bit "Darth" today.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Cheer up sonny Jim.
You'll soon get to meet Al in the flesh.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I hope we don't reach critical mass.
Or there may be a small black hole formed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Are you a gigantic lardarse as well then?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I cannot tell a lie,
No.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

A calamitous gravity well can be avoided then
London will be delighted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Oh really?
Hmmmm, I probably shouldn't be too mean then.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I was thinking about who Al's been so far last night for some reason
and yours was the first name I came up with. Also Porkylips, The Light in Chains, Larry Vest and, if you're prepared to resurrect him, Battered
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Shhh.
This is part of the self promotion from swipey's second ALT.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Subtle, insidious, I like it
Ever considered a career in marketing?

And what does "sounding a bit Darth" consist of? Are you calling me an emo?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Needy and gay.
It's a sort of portmanteau word.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)

I want to take issue with this
I really do.

*searches for grounds on which to take issue*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I feel ostracised.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Pervert
+up
acised iches
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

You're always sticking your head in the sand.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

if by 'head' you mean 'bits' and by 'sand' you mean '1:1 scale gel filled model of Fiona Bruce'
Then yes, I suppose I am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I think this has been an amazing adventure
Did you by any chance keep a record of all your stautses? Mine was something like, "Is a handsome man with dubious taste in women." Which is bang on the money.
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I believe I had something like "smug, beard, stupid hair"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Mine was "Is a bender, but has a fit wife"
Which is totally inaccurate. I'm not married.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

No, I'm not that interested in the internet.
Clendrix's was "Has the finest norks know to humanity"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

:'(

( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

yay! my turn!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)