The best was probably something about sex
The worst was something about football.

If I ever get married, I'll write my own vows, which will no doubt involve promising to rescue her during a zombie invasion, thinking only of her when I masturbate, and allowing her to steal chips off my plate without stabbing the back of her hand with my fork.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:48, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aw! sweet.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I'm a romantic at heart

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

You're a massive queer, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

You're a New Romantic at heart

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

*dresses like a heavily-made-up pirate*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

*walks like an egyptian*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

*walks the dinosaur*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

*parties like it's 1999*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

*parties like it's £19.99*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

well hello

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Is it gay to experiance true love? Is it gay to open a door for a lady? is it gay to give her your last rolo? is it really truely gay to stick a cock up your bum and beg for him to come on your back? is it really so gay to want to make her feel special?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

No. No. No. If you're a guy, yes. No.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

^ typical gay answer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

^ typical OT homophobia
Go back to mixing two copies of 'Karma Chameleon' into one another.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*wipes away tear*
that's beautiful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

But I swear, I swear to god, she'll feel the back of my hand if that bitch breaks my yolk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That actually made me do an outloud "d'awww".

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

But would you marry someone
who needed to be rescued in a zombie invasion?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)