Swipey, you've met men, right?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

apparently, all of the worst ones
how she does it, god only knows. It's like she's some kind of wanker magnet and yet again, the band name generator strikes. Ladies and gentlemen, headlining the NME stage tonight, it's Wanker Magnet!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Effectively the male version of Monster Magnet
fatchicklols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

in my defence
this really is my friend, not "my friend".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

My original point stands
Although it's unfortunate that your friend has the same luck with men as you. Or, you exist in a part of London populated entirely by dickheads
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

She also exists in a part of London
populated entirely by the super rich.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

If there's one thing I've learnt from The Apprentice
it's that being moneyed, and going in relentless pursuit of more, absolutely does not make one a complete tosser. No sir.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

If there's one thing I've learnt from The Apprentice
it's that it's completely fucking shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

*jaw drops*
You... don't like something to do with popular culture?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Exactly, look at Alan Sugar
What a nice bloke, definitely not completely up his own arse and deserving of a brick to the face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You would say that
You're a Gooner.

You're still right though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I would love to go on there and bring up the Amstrad e-Mailer. REPEATEDLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I imagine he has an army of arselicking goons* to remove people like you from his sight
I would thoroughly enjoy watching his face work through various shades of puce in the face of this, however

*failed contestants
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

*black people from Ghana

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

As opposed to the other coloured people from Ghana?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

^^this
/bitter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

You've met men.
It's just that they were all dressed as Robin Hood.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

We've all been there
It's a rite of passage back home
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

some friends had a wedding in the Robin Hood Experience
There was a Robin Hood there who did some act or other which, I imagine, usual wedding guests ignore or are pretty reticent in joining in with. He was quite taken aback when 40 larpers not only were enthusiastic but joined in stuff.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

OK, I'm from Nottingham,
and even I think getting married in the Robin Hood Experience is ludicrous. The Brian Clough Experience would be fine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Drunken behaviour and a homosexual liason with your assistant?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Slur my name all you like (which I automatically assumed you were, once I spotted the word "homosexual")
but I will hear nought against The Greatest Football Manager Of All Time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Great manager indeed.
And even if he was bollock deep in Taylor it matters not one whit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

That sounds fucking horrendous.
1) 'had a wedding in the Robin Hood Experience'
2) 'There was a Robin Hood there who did some act or other '
3) '40 larpers not only were enthusiastic but joined in stuff'


That is my idea of hell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

even when someone gets out a guitar
and starts singing songs about shagging corpses?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

4. 'someone gets out a guitar and starts singing songs'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Paul McCartney's latest single?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Seconded
the idea of joining in a group entertainment activity is my personal hell
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Some of them were dressed as wizards.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

most have long hair and wear leather trousers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Most wizards do NOT wear leather trousers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

that's what you think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Monty must be a wizard
there is no way anyone like him could score with lusty unless magic was involved.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Oh there's a whole lot of magic alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

magic rohypnol

/ChompyLOLZ
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

This isn't a dating site
o u
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

hehe
leather trousers are optional, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

So short hair is a deal-breaker?
Damn... *looks for photo of 19-year-old self*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)