I reckon he's actually Berks ex-boyfriend

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You mean 'Gunther the Grunter', the tennis coach from Dusseldorf?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

The one with the tiny cock

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

She said it resembled a pea
Minute, spherical and green.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

and ignored in favour of the carrot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I don't think he's ex yet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Maybe not technically
but lets face it, it's all over bar the inevitable online crying.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

From him or her?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

From me, for having to hear about it AGAIN AND AGAIN AND....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Well, we don't know him
but I imagine he will be doing some crying when she points out that, even though after a few tries he seems to know what to do with it, it's not very impressive, and a large number of people on the internet know this.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Shirly she didn't break that taboo?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

About telling all of OT how small and ineffectual his penis is?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Yup!
Please tell me she didn't tell the internet until after she'd decided to break up with him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Honestly, I don't know for sure if she did or not
This was a month ago, or thereabouts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

She told us all he had a little willy the first time she fucked him.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

sometimes i hate being the last one in cause i always miss the good stuff

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Not yet
but if I was going to properly break up with someone for being as big a tosser as this guy is, I'd make sure I kicked them as hard I could.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)

This is just one reason why I'm staying single.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

The other being your preposterous hair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Preposterous though it may be
At least it's not white and thinning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Mine isn't thinning, I'll have you know.
If it starts to, it's all coming off.

....AND THE HAIR!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

It was a low blow, for which I apologise

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

The other being your chins which get in the way of your penis
and render any attempt at coitus impossible.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I just fuck my chin clefts instead
It feels remarkably similar, so long as I remember to shave often.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

aw did they actually break up then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

See above

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)