I hate coins
I always end up with coppers that I don't know what to do with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*something about kettling*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You put them in a large jar till the jar is filled. Then you take them to the Asda coin machine which magically changes them into big money.
You then buy Red wine and pizza.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Or just take it to the bank
where it will be worth the value of the actual money saved, rather than the money saved less an outrageous percentage.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

or count it with your hands and brain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Don't they make you sort it into bags of 100 x 1ps or whatever?
I've got about £100 in 1p, 2p and 5p coins, it would take fucking ages to count it out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Right, Monty, this is why your so shit.
What you have there is a load of money, and what you need, is money. What you also have, is lots of time which, were you to use it counting up your money, would be put to productive use, rather than just taking MDs and waking up in a bin.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

£100 isn't going to do me any fucking good.
Plus, your terrible grammar is why 'your' so shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Actually I take it all back
I think the best thing you could do is just throw all your loose change at passers by.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

The best thing you could do is run over your own head like Brian Harvey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

There are no ASDAs nearby
though I went to one for the first time in six years, last month. The jar idea is good though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

coin counting machines are not restricted to Asda

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

^this
And whilest they do take about 8p in the pound, (I think), it's still worth it, unless you actually like counting lots of small change.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I don't collect change
I give it to bus drivers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

We have a jar at work that we put anything up to 20p in that we then place into my nephews bank account.
He has just over a grand in there now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

The met are always recruiting,
send them there.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)