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I'm watching Persuasion
drinking beer and being a slob

Alt: Going back to uni tomorrow. A gunshot to the head would probably be kinder
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
what kind of beer?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Fermented hops and stuff, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
very close
Stella
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Grolsh here

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Beer is growing on me
I think it's because I've drunk so much
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I haz wien.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)
red or white?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Red.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)
that's the best
I think dad bought some red tonight so I could switch
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)
My dad got me onto riojca
thanks dad!
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)
RWFTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
That's the way it works.
You next step is to meet someone you don't find remotely attractive and sleep with them.

Either that, or damage yourself. Which ever comes first.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)
If it's growing on you
You've probably left it there for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)
That's Jane Austen isn't it?
I wish she had been shot in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I like her stuff
and this is quite a good adaption
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)
hello gorgey
Sdooooo drunk! On ham and shitty line, god it's slow
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)
And you a veggie!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Is everyone here drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Probably
This is how I imagine swipe just before the first drink, and this is how I picture her after, say, the third.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Drink mocks the mind of man
This is how I used a PA system to call everyone in a karaoke bar tight fisted cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
The line or the people on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)
!oth!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
exactly how pissed are you?
O Swipitudinous one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Pissed enough to use gratuitous exclamation marks!
!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:43, Reply)
not like her.
She is a fiend for SPAG.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:44, Reply)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Sherry, Pernod, Absinthe and Gin?

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)
too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:44, Reply)
three.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:47, Reply)
phwoar !

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Hi five

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Hawaii50!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Six million dollar man

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:00, Reply)
Bionic Woman

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:01, Reply)
Chorlton and the Wheelies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:01, Reply)
Jamie and the Magic Torch

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:03, Reply)
Crackerjack!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)
YOU ARE OLD

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)
Flobaloblibloblib.
Bill and Ben lols
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:08, Reply)
Compost Corner!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:08, Reply)
hello there :)
had a good few cocktails?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)

tail
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:39, Reply)
about 17 oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)
sounds like a good night!
almost home?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:51, Reply)
not too far!
London is royal wedding crazy everythere shut!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Everything shut?
IN LONDON? That's disgraceful; there's a 24 hour garage near my house that's still selling bunting and fags and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)
Primitive societies do take their religious rituals very seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:12, Reply)
Haha, gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:10, Reply)
I was thinking Throbbing Gristle.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)
alright Woodside?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Aye, not bad.
Y'sen?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Download some Babylon and kick-back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I know I must be a tiny bit tipsy
because the end of Persuasion made me go aww and quite want someone of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)
I've never seen it.
What's it all about... Alfie Amberl
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)

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