This is why I fucking despair of humanity.
that, and Shit Factor and Britain Must Be Stopped.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

give them an iq test at 5
sterilise anyone whose iq is under 140.

sorted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

This is the kind of right-wing policy I can work with.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

it's not even right wing
it's just common sense for the survival of the human race

/iq of 182
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

yet you became a lawyer?
what a fucking waste.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

i am joking
i have no idea what my iq is, prob much nearer 82.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I realised that
182 is going to be high-functioning Aspergers, to be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I have never tested mine.
Oddly, I have no desire to.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Depends how much wine you've drank
I'd say you're probably averaging out at not a complete mong though :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Cheeky badger.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I only know mine at the age of 10
because the 11+ is a direct IQ test.

I suspect years of alcohol abuse have lowered it somewhat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I once managed to get a score of 163 on an online thing
I ran to Mensa and they told me that was impossible as the scale only goes to 161
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

They're talking arse
depends on the test used of course, but the standard Stanford-Binet scale techincally has no limit, but a practical limit of about 200. anything above 164 is the technical definition of genius.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I've just realised you got 163
SO CLOSE, badge. SO CLOSE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Story of my life

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I think it's reckoned statistically
that the highest IQ person living must be about 195-200.

But you can prove anything with statistics. Incidentally, I googled, you're correct, MENSA don't record IQs over 161. Not that you can't have one, but 161 is their "max" so you are recorded as 161 or over. No idea why.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

i am guessing
that the founder/chairman has an iq of 161
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

hahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

haha
I think it's because IQs are based on a standard distribution, and standard distributions are inaccurate outside 3 standard deviations, and the stadard deviation of the IQ distribution is about 15, so an IQ test is only really accurate between 55 and 145.

fucking hell, I could be in my pants drinking G&T and I'm at work debating the SD of an IQ test? I'm going to kill myself.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

are you serious?
182??
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

i did a mensa test once
which said it was over 150, but it was an online thing, so i highly doubt its accuracy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

probably.
I mean, it wouldn't necessarily surprise me of you, but these things need to be quite highly regulated to be accurate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

i'm v bright
i'm nowhere near ridiculously clever or a genius.

i know my limits!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

150 is merely "very superior intelligence"
don't get ideas about your station, miss.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I know what I know
and what I don't know probably isn't worth knowing about. Or summat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

anyone that has time to test their IQ
and then join MENSA and bang on about it, is wasting the intelligence they have.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

that's a paul simon song isn't it?
i know what i know... dammit it dg that's right in my head now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I dunno, I thought I'd just made up some profound shit or something.
Damn you, Simon! *shakes fist*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

You extremist bastards.
Who will be left to clean my house and make me sandwiches? Huh?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

sexbots.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)