Nope even better than that,
"A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack."
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

It's fucking excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

The bit at the end, when they shoot a machine gun at him
but he knows each time where the bullets are going to go, so despite apparently "dying" about a million times, he runs through the bullets to the gun and punches the bad guy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

That bit and the way he chats up the woman is excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I am really hoping that '13 Assassins' is good.
I've not looked forward to a film being released in years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I watched Hero last night.
Beautiful film but the chinese language is not a beautiful language and spoiled it for me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

It's not even got Nic Cage in it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

You're right - how can it be any good?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Dunno, is it produced by Vin Diesal or something?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It's got Samurai in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Do they have helicopter gunships?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

No, but THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY DEAD ALL ALONG!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I bet none of them do the wide scary eyed thing that Nic Cage does.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Like so?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Spot on.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Yet
If it is any good, there'll be a piss-poor remake. Maybe that will star Nic Cage?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

he knew you'd do that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It's actually
worse than it sounds.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I declare this to be a scientific impossibility.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)