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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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wellit's more probable than her ever fucking you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:17,
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HmmmmmI reckon if she was feeling at absolute rock bottom, and then got really, really drunk, and then he drugged her, she might give him a hand shandy.
But she still wouldn't fuck him.
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you forgot the stage where he killed herthen, maybe, he might get a blowie before her jaw seized up.
but only then.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:21,
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And he's have to work her chest like a set of bellows(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:22,
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yeah, because psychochomp would know exactly what to do with a girl's chestdoes that sound realistic to you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:23,
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He'd be poking her boobs with his index fingerswhilst muttering to himself "This is sexy. This is sexy. This is sexy"
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Jabbing away like a mong playing Daily Thompson's Decathlon(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:27,
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Funnily enoughhe wanks in the same way that you needed to use the joystick when trying to get the pole vault to work.
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The same way I know how he likes to manipulate Berks corpse for sexual pleasure.I'm making it up.
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yeah butsomehow you talking about him having a sad, lonely little wank is sooooo much more realistic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:37,
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Do you know what I mean by the joystick technique from Daley Thompson?(, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)
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