Well my boss is away for a week
Which means I get to the the boss! Whilst this sounds good it means I probably have to do some work this week. Sad times.

Pastilles! I could (and some do) eat those by the bucket load
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Happily mashing away at the keyboard again TGB?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

hell yeeeah
typing propelry is fro losers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I often imagine this is how you talk, too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

It is how I talk
making little to no sense at all times
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Awww, I love it when you're happy.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'm always happy :D

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I think you should delegate.
That's what all good (lazy) bosses do.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Sadly I am the person he delegates everything to
and there isn't anyone else.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Well get on with it then.
No time for frivolity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

You're not the boss of me!
I'm the boss of me! And I say I can piss about on the internet till 930
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Decisive managerial style going on there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

At 9.30 she will sort through some memos
at 9.45 it will be time for a cup of coffee
at 9.50 she will be taking an angle grinder to the side of a couple of baths before they get sent out
at 10.00 it's time for an executive wank
at 10.30 it's time for a cup of coffee and a cigarette
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

The image of TGB wielding an angle grinder is too much for my brain to bear.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'm imagining it being a bit like that Benny Bomassi video
or whatever his name was. The song called "Satisfaction"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

That's almost exactly the image I've got.
Spandex WINS!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

ugh not on me it doesn't
no one wins in that situation
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

No wanking at work

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

That's against your Human Rights!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I get to ... the boss?
Is this a fill in the blanks? I vote defenestrate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

entice a pig toward

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

second base with

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Fellate
It's early. Give me a minute.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

skin and make a suit out of

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

dance in the dark with

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)