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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning all.
The sun is shining and the birds are singing. Public transport is working and the streets are still relatively bod free. Good times!

However, I have rubbish meetings this morning.

What has your day in store for you - good or bad?

Alt: Wine gums, fruit pastilles or fruit gums?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:14, 193 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Horrible exam that everyone failed last year - bad.
Revision class - bad. Waste of time.
Going out to dinner to a place I've been eyeing up - good.
Hoping it's ok, it's a bit of a way to go.

Alt: There is a place for both. Pastilles have the better texture though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:16, Reply)
Good luck with the exam.
I assume you have prepared for it as completely as is humanly possible?

Alt: Controversial.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:20, Reply)
Thanks,
and not really. I've done vocab. After that, it's the whim of the text...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:20, Reply)
What exam is it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:22, Reply)
Translation
Two poetry, two prose, one each of Latin, one each of Greek.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:32, Reply)
Blimey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)
Careful man, she'll out-think you with both hands tied behind her back.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:38, Reply)
Undoubtedly.
I was trying to think of an intelligent question to ask but could only manage "Blimey".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Lies.
All lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:43, Reply)
Where we going on dinner? I like dinner, you like dinner, we both like dinner, let's do dinner together !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)
Top quality blues this morning, G.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Work, maybe a walk and a movie later.
I have grapes, mixed dried fruit, sesame seeds, yoghurt and honey for breakfast, and a latte. The sun is shining into my office and shit looks good, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:17, Reply)
Actually I cracked my nose-bone into the corner of a bedside unit in my sleep last night.
Fuck knows how I got back to sleep. I shouted "Silly cunt!" while pretty much still fast asleep. I remember my face throbbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:19, Reply)
Any blood?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:20, Reply)
Yeah some, although it's just a tiny cut on my nose, I thought I was on the other side of the bed and launched myself across it to get comfortable, daft bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:21, Reply)
Q- dreaming of the perfect pink tie.
Alt- wine gums.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:22, Reply)
Not too bad
I have a day of converting unix scripts into windows ones which is a bit poo, but it is a cracking day so I am happy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:23, Reply)
Wine gums all the way baby

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:24, Reply)
Big man!!
Glad to see some sense prevailing on the gum based sweet front.

What are Unix?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:28, Reply)
A castrated man, esp. one who guards the women's living areas at an oriental court.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:43, Reply)
Alright lovely lady?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)
Stressed and worried and bleh.
Had a dream I wans't totally sure was a dream but I think everything's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)
Sorry to hear about your face, though.
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)
I had one of those dreams yesterday, I thought I heard someone knock on the flat door but must've dreamed it I think.
It's good, thanks, apart from the face, which is all story and no pain and hardly a slight cut on my nose in honesty. There was blood though, excitement! And I've ordered a blender! Things are looking up. No worries there girly, it'll all be over soon and you'll kick its arse anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Sporters!
How the devil are you? Long time no see
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Indeedy
Centreparcs last week and broken laptop yesterday. Seems to be working now, so I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Good man
How was the Parcs? Which one did you go to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Its was great, ta
Went to the Penrith one as it's about 2 hours, door to door, hence no angry shouty kids in the car. Cracking weather there too. I am mahogany now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Hehe... "wood"
Glad you and the family had fun mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I have very little work to do this morning, so I'm having to waste it on a project I've been asked to do - Bad
I'm cooking shitloads of lunches tonight, should be enough to last me ages - good.
I've got a friend coming over tonight, to discuss how much of a twat she's been recently, and hopefully we can sort out a few things so while she won't go back to being all 'happy happy', I can hope she won't be a pain in the arse - not sure whether it's good or bad yet.

Alt: Wine Gums, every time. Pastilles are too sweet, I've preferred Fruit Gums for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:47, Reply)
There is only one thing worse than a project
and that's a special project.

Alt: I will edit the alt q as Fruit Gums should be included.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:50, Reply)
This one concerns the cataloguing, labelling and counting of around 400 card trays.
Then I have to do it all over again, for the other shelves we have.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)
JELLY BABY RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)
Sorry Noel.
They are just not in the same class as the other three.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:56, Reply)
I have a day of monkeying about with code ahead of me..
..as I do every day until I have think of something better to do with my life. I also aim to purchase some Sisters Of Mercy tickets for Camden later in the year after hearing about it on a thread last night. Hope my 'First + Last + Always' t-shirt still fits (yeah right! to the gym!)

Alt: Fruit pastilles if they're the sugary ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:50, Reply)
I'm seeing Sisters Of Mercy at Sonisphere, unless a band I want to see clashes

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)
I was looking to see if they did day tickets for that one
until I heard about the Camden gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Do you want to see Biffy Clyro?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I hear Busted are doing a comeback gig.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)
OH MY GOD REALY?!!111 DON'T JOKE WITH ME NOEL

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Calm Down TeeGeeBee
He's just being facetious.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)
oh man, got my hopes up there

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Ah, if that's the alternative then I'll be at SOM

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)
My quest for information gathers pace
I gather from this that you must be my age at least. Young people don't like SOM. Except AA, and he lives in Macclesfield, where the 21st Century hasn't happened yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I neither like, nor dislike them, as I don't really know enough of their stuff.
But they're one of the bands who I think you should see for the sake of it. Especially if the alternative is Biffeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Flawless argument
If I saw Biffy I'd be one of those muttering about how they used to be good before they went all X Factor, until someone points out that no, they didn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)
I think they've done a couple of good tunes, but that's it really

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)
35 this year
I've reached the point where I don't automatically know my own age and have to think about it for a second. Or I just ask my wife who has taken on the role of remembering things for me like birthdays for both sides of the family. I tend to think remembering all the actors who played the Magnificent Seven is more important.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I can find no fault with this argument
*counts on fingers*

Damn, I've only got 6 off the top of my head. I'll have to push the missus' birthday out of my brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)
I'd have thought you'd have at least eleven fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Mind you if they're on top of your head, that explains a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)
I'm not FROM Norfolk

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Foiled again.
So long as you smiled slightly and rolled your eyes a little, my work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I've done it now
Just cos I likes ya
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Got to be Brad Dexter

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Thank you!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Ones lecture, one assignment, boxing then Watching the footie.
I might fit in a pooh at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)

There is always time for a poo.

Lecture?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)
I doubt Winnie will be too happy about being viciously bummed again

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Well my boss is away for a week
Which means I get to the the boss! Whilst this sounds good it means I probably have to do some work this week. Sad times.

Pastilles! I could (and some do) eat those by the bucket load
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Happily mashing away at the keyboard again TGB?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)
hell yeeeah
typing propelry is fro losers
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I often imagine this is how you talk, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)
It is how I talk
making little to no sense at all times
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Awww, I love it when you're happy.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)
I'm always happy :D

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I think you should delegate.
That's what all good (lazy) bosses do.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Sadly I am the person he delegates everything to
and there isn't anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Well get on with it then.
No time for frivolity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)
You're not the boss of me!
I'm the boss of me! And I say I can piss about on the internet till 930
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)
Decisive managerial style going on there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)
At 9.30 she will sort through some memos
at 9.45 it will be time for a cup of coffee
at 9.50 she will be taking an angle grinder to the side of a couple of baths before they get sent out
at 10.00 it's time for an executive wank
at 10.30 it's time for a cup of coffee and a cigarette
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)
The image of TGB wielding an angle grinder is too much for my brain to bear.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)
I'm imagining it being a bit like that Benny Bomassi video
or whatever his name was. The song called "Satisfaction"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)
That's almost exactly the image I've got.
Spandex WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)
ugh not on me it doesn't
no one wins in that situation
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)
No wanking at work

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)
That's against your Human Rights!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)
I get to ... the boss?
Is this a fill in the blanks? I vote defenestrate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)
entice a pig toward

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)
second base with

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Fellate
It's early. Give me a minute.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)
skin and make a suit out of

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)
dance in the dark with

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I've started the day with danish pastry,
so it can't be too bad. I have an Asda trip soon, which is a downer, but am working out a work schedule this evening, which is good, cos that means money.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Work work work
and then gym. But at some point I'm contacting some flat people (people who rent flats, they're not 2-dimensional) about a flat I've viewed and want to take up, which is quite exciting.

Alt: Fruit pastilles FTW. Wine gums are waxy and fruit gums are too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Where is this flat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)
City centre
between the two best bits. Plus it's huge for the money and in a lovely old building.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Nice.
Which City?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)
*Stalker alert*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Birmingham has a restraining order on me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Buuurmingum

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)
WRONG
that is not exciting at all
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)
*sulks*
because you moving to London was SOOOOO exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)
Only someone who hasn't been to Chez Gonz & Badger would say something like that.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)
The course of vaccinations required was too intimidating

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Everything I do is exciting
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Everything I do, I do it for you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I'd do anything for love,
but I won't do THAT.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Reverse Dutch Steamboats lolz

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Schteamboat, schurely?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I am most proud
My son is learning to talk at the moment and says "yesh" instead of yes. Additionally, my daughter had some stickers when we were away and insisted I had one. It says "I Love Horses" and is now proudly displayed on my wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)
You are a hero to B3tans
and a fucking weirdo to anyone else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)
I got horserolled by Enzyme yesterday, on my fucking Facebook account of all places.
The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)
The day started with a 7 mile run
Which means it's all downhill from here. Nowt else I do today is liable to result in a similar sense of achievement. Happy Star Wars Day, B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)
You are Jack from Jack and Jill
AICMFP

Hill-runner-upper lol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Don't be daft, I live in Norfolk
There are no hills to run up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Are there uphill gardens to attend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)
My route this morning did take my right past the city's most popular gay pub
Sadly it was closed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)
It's odd how normally "all downhill from here" sounds bad
but immediately after talking about running it sounds good.

I'm confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)
It sounds good halfway through a run
Just after the 5 mile point today there was a half-mile stretch of gentle downwards slope. I felt like Lady Gaga.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Do you use that RunKeeper thingy?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Nah, MapMyRun on the iPhone
Logs the route as I go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Is it free?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Think so, yeah
I was so keen to have it that I wouldn't have cared
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Right, I'm downloading that now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)
How's the running going?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Been on gardening duty at the moment
Building brick walls and shifting patios so not much running. However, work have just given me a free iPhone 3GS, hence the running app.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)
The app is awesome
Gives you breakdowns of average speed, calorie count etc and little voice alerts through your headphones when you pass a mile (or whatever you set it to) so you can keep track of your time and average speed. And it provides you with a little map of your route so you can prove to Mrs Cow that you were actually running, and not philandering.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)
I've got it on my Blackberry
I don't think it works as well on the Blackberry, but it's good enough for what I want.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Ooh I hadn't thought of that
I'm downloading an app for my Palm now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Page 3 girls?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)
smartrunner
there wasn't much point when I was running on the treadmill but now the weather's nice I'm running outdoors a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I can't imagine anything more dispriting
than getting off the treadmill only for your phone to tell you that you haven't moved a damn inch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)
But that was because you were wearing a pvc leotard

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Still am

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

leo re
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Morning "Team Down's" how are we all this morning?
I am working from home followed by our AGM then some boozing, not too bad for a Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)
*clicks**
Your domination of Popular MUST continue! :)

*I may have failed to click.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Thanks, today OT, tomorrow THE WORLD
I saw Monty's very kind thread for me this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)
You should be flattered!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Wednesday boozing
is my favourite.

Paid for by the firm I hope.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Of course, they love to give us booze

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Why Wednesday?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Breaks up the week innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Assuming Monday-Friday,
then yeah. Point taken.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Mid week.
First of two busy piss-up nights in The City.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)
You sicken me
Telling us all about your Anal Gardening Meeting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)
STOP YOUR OPPRESSION

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Should be on holiday
in work. Should have been on holiday yesterday too. In work. So, basically, bad. But, one of my closest mates turned up from Oz yesterday and another lands from New York this afternoon, so also good.

wine gums for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)
My day has just taken a turn for the better
When I remembered that I have carrot sticks, spring onions, cherry tomatoes and chilli hummous to snack on. This diet might not be so bad.

Sadly it's low-carb so the croissant is entirely metaphorical
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)
carrot sticks and spring onions?
You might as well put your penis in another man and be done with it, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Does that help with weight loss too?
*bums*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Homorexia

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

snack sit
(TheColonel, Wed 4 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Add bacon,
and black pudding. This will be a PROPER diet.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Whilst you are correct,
this sort of proper diet is exactly what got me into this unfortunate situation in the first place
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Internett fattiness lols?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Edit, chili hoummus is good.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Damn right
In fact I've just been remonstrated with by the prude opposite me for sticking my tongue in the pot and rolling it around like a pinball so that not one iota of its fiery deliciousness escaped me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Must be like rimming a Mexcian

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)
It's not

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I did this with a tray of Sainsbury's deli sage and onion stuffing.
I was told I was a fucking pig.
*Prides*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)
*polite applause*
Girls. They're weird.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)
You don't look chunky in your photos
Are they years old?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I'm not massive by any means
Just want to lose about half a stone, which is all located around my stomach.

And I am absolutely unprepared to do this by giving up beer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)
This is my problem, booze is my weakness
I would swap to gin and slim, but it's a bit expensive.

I sat in the pub all day on Monday and drank 8 pints, I think that's my weekly allowance :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)
You know this week is a leap week right?
Double allowances.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Woohoo!
Still, my belly doesn't believe in leap weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)
It has been pointed out to Ms Foxtrot that next year is a leap year so she can ask me to marry her
The people making this point are those who assume the reason we're not married is because I'm the commitment-phobe.

These people do not know my girlfriend very well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)
I reckon a lot of people know your girlfriend very well
if you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I don't
Please elaborate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I think she's wonderfully gregarious in nature
and therefore people, having met her only briefly, really feel like they connected and got along so well that they really make an effort to see her again and spend time in her company, during which they really get to know her well. She's an excellent listener, asking questions at appropriate moments, and she remembers a lot of facts that people tell her, so they feel special. She's just a great person.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Having read the first half of that I was going to lambast you for inaccuracy
but the second half is spookily accurate. She's not gregarious by any means though, she's quite shy. I'm the gobby one. Shocking, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Pippa Middleton's bottom has a twitter account
has the world gone mad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)
well everyone else on there talks out of their arse, so.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I'd listen to her arse all night long.
I bet it purrs like a tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)
A musky tiger?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)
She is quite attractive.
Better than Catherine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Finally a reason to join

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I'm being contacted by people from my past today.
It's peculiar. Why have they all chosen today? Is some celestial body in alignment? Is there something special about Star Wars Day that prompts historical acquaintances to attempt to rebuild mouldy old social bridges?

Whether this is a good thing or not remains to be seen. I might owe some of them money.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Ex-girlfriends?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Not this time, thankfully.
That gets awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

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