Smelly garages aside
I would imagine the Pakistani security services are woefully inadequate, somewhat skint AND full of shady people taking bribes AND full of AL-QUAEDA SPIES.

This would never have happened if we hadn't pulled out of India.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*desperately tries to think of a famous person called India*
Isn't Jo Whiley's daughter a bit young, even for you?

Brilliant. Why couldn't we have occupied Iman?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

David Bowie would have got cross.

( Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Has anyone got the "THATS THE JOKE" graphic handy?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Is there even a country called Iman?
Or do you mean Oman?

Edit: You're more likely to "occupy" Imran, anyway.
( Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes
Oman is exactly what I was thinking of
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

You know, Imran Khan.
The cricketer. Because he's a man.
( Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I got that
I refuse to dignify it by sullying the name of a cricketing legend with my unworthy penis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Oh man, you knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

You are David Bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Partridge ACTUALLY

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You would have never happened if only your father had pulled out in time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

How rude.
Ever since you dominated the popular page you've changed, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Well after having an entire thread dedicated to my general awesomeness I've have got a little big headed
Thanks for that by the way...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah
You used to be cool. What happened, man?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

He needs some "life coaching" boss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

It's a big organisation, it's got a budget in the billions
but it's still struggling against the scale of extremism in the country.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)