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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can undo a bra one-handed in no time flat
I believe this overcomes any conceivable shortcoming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:45, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Like the fact you prefer cock?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
And this was taught to you by your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Don't let her catch you wearing them or you will be in big trouble.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)
This is the only reply that warrants a response
Thank you for the advice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)
You must be getting tired.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)
A lunchtime spent drinking will do that to a boy
That and all the buggery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)
That's impressive
I can barely undo them in under ten minutes with both hands and my tongue sticking out in concentration.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Bring a knife.
Gets it off a treat with the added benefit that she is less likely to say 'no'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I just set them on fire.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I never had you down as a feminist

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)
That's because I'm the devil aren't I?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)
no just a rapey gimplord.
Alex Ferguson is the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Don't be daft, Gillian McKeith is the devil, and she probably is a feminist
*lazy, overdone joke about raping being unfeminist*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Joan of Arc lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)
I just burn them off with my lighter
/funnier phrasing
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Years of practice, innit
The key is for women to regard you as "safe" so they find it amusing instead of rapey.

*taps forehead knowingly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)
That the snappy finger thing through the shirt?
Yeah I can't do that. Don't want to put the time in either, as I can't help feeling that would contain the rapey vibe you're advising me to avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)
It does help if the girls in question think of you as being in that "friend zone" that only the long-term committed or rampantly homosexual can achieve

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)
How do you stop the shaking hands? When ever I've had to remove a bra my hands have been shaking so badly that I lose all sense of volentary movement in them.
Which ironicly, is the best _and_ worst time to have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:30, Reply)

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