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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That reminds me
Kroney, Vippers and I occasionally congratulate ourselves on being the Childless Men of B3ta. We'd like a badge please.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Can I join the Barren Men club please.
The logo could be a sperm with a broken tail or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Would you
want to be part of a club that would let you join?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Not really, no.
I want to be asked to join the Masons, so I can tell them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Me too, with a slight amendment
the Masons Manchester United
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
They're not allowed to ask you
you have to ask them. My dad's one and he kept droping heavy hints.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Yes you can, just for that idea
Now design the damn badge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Pfft!
Get to 45 without having kids and then you can have a bloody badge.

Although I must admit to it being easy when no-one wants to have sex with you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)
If I get to 45 without children
I'll be a happy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I am supremely confident of my ability to do so
Because Ms Foxtrot categorically will not bear my child, and it's unlikely that anyone else will shag me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Fighting them off with a shitty stick, me.
Oh yes. Not a moment to myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Stop wearing Lynx
It does wonders for the amount of free time you get
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Do you want kids?
I could probably get hold of some at a very reasonable price
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)
No.
I'm just stating how easy it was for me not to get impregnated.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)
By avoiding catface?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)
And only allowing bum sex.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

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