Sometimes avoidance is the best tactic.
I mean, look at me - that's what I do and it's done me proud.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If this doesn't scare you into action
nothing will
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I cannot think what you mean here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Ha. It should do.
I know I'm being stupid and compounding everything but there's also part of me that thinks any work I do now won't go in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Go and beat a lonely pensioner to death with a claw hammer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Oi!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

The weather's shit.
Otherwise I'd go and drown myself in the duckpond.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

It's lovely and sunny in noorrrf laaaandaaan town

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

URGH
I hope you burn to a crisp
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I doubt it there's not wondows in my basement
and I'm neither a vampire or ginger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Medieval punishment lols.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Well Lampers if you don't want to end up like a failure dropout like me
then you need to work hard. Then you can get a six figure salary and laugh at my pathetic pittance
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Or she could simply marry a footballer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

hmm maybe I'll start hanging around White Hart Lane

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

He said footballer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

The Emirates is no good to her though is it
She'd crush any single one of them to powder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I will chop you up into little pieces and feed you to rabid pugs if you're not careful

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Waste of time
If they're rabid they won't care how little the pieces are. This lack of efficiency is exactly why you work 50 hour weeks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I would imagine Ledley or Woodgate wouldn't need much crushing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

-narrows eyes-
What do you mean by this?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

That's Arsenal's footballers are made of porcelain
and collapse in the face of the slightest degree of force, including, one would imagine, a damn good seeing to.

If Bobby was here this would be much funnier, he's a Gooner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

er
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I bet it wouldn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Whatever
I didn't mean any offence to TGB, as I am coming to realise may have been implied. Just Arsenal Football Club, their players, staff and supporters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I will.
I'll work in the evening instead. Doing 4-10 isn't as good as 10 til 5, but it's better than nothing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)