I've gotten into the habit of smoking outside in my pants and top in the middle of the night.
Which is okay, since there's no one around to blind.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've showed my penis to the crowds heading for Broadway Market a number of times.
After ten fucking years I still forget that I live on the ground floor on the main route from Hackney Road to the now-cool 'destination' of Broadway Market.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

i always walk around naked, if you don't wanna see it, don't look in my windows

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I thought the restraining order (and restraining pants) had sorted that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I like to think my prodigious endowment
is one of the main 'draws' of the locality.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Magnifying windows innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Is that like a prescription windscreen?
/BillyConnollyLOLs
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

'Billy Connolly' and 'LOLs' have no place in the same sentence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Wrong.
He was funny. 25 years ago.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

JOJOBA!!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I'm the only one with a room on the main level of the house, I have to check before walking out of my room naked
unless I'm drunk, then I really don't care
as long as your hands are covering your boobs it's okay, right?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Depends, how neat is your minge?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

The BeeGees' less successful follow-up single
/Monty
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

hahahahahah proper officelol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

hahahaha!
click
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Outstanding

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*applauds wildly*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

wait wait wait
when I say NAKED I mean just wearing pants

not naked naked
what sort of heathen do you take me for?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

A naked one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

not that naked gawd

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Shoddy work K

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

*cancels flight tickets*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

free range muff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)