IS THIS IT?????????
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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:14, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good sleuthing, there.

( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

That's the motherfucker.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

INTERNET GOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

It really needs to go on the popular page and stay there forever

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

"I have a helicopter pilots licence and have started flying again after a brief period and I'm engaged to a model."
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

"I get as much good sex as I want and I drive a fast car."

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

You too?
Wow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I NOE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Unless we both lie - none

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I don't even own a car

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You could still drive one though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

SUV 4 Me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

How long do you have to leave it between clicks for them to count?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Dunno, but I'll carry on clicking, this is a b3tan finest hour moment

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Truly it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Good $kill$

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Top work
You'll have your own quirky crimesolving lawyer show in no time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

It will be called BedShiteing
It will star swipey as a hotshot lawyer and a balding ex-cop as her partner (who occasionally defecates)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

"Bringing IBS into the mainstream." - Paul Ross, News of the World

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

"Shit hot" - Dave Madeupname, Mirror

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

the only thing is
after the inevitable glorious build-up, i now feel.......

slightly used and a bit deflated.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Story of your life

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

oof

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Or LiC's new friends

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Hahahahahah excellent work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

well fuck you too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

hahaha!
Twas a joke miss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

well fuck you too!
!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

*sadfaces*
Sowwy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

why did you dig that up?
I miss all they juicy details.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I've been laughing at that for years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

because people keep going on about hood-butter
and how all my love-notes from piston were drafted by hood-butter and i did not have the first scooby why.

and i HATE missing out.

so i went sleuthing. just call me nancy (which actually my father wanted to do when i was born. thank feck for my mother, not that my real name is that much better)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

wait wait wait wait wait
you're getting love notes from piston?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Dude they were going out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

He dumped her last month
It was all lolcryin and stuff, she pretends to be over him
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I know you're joking.
You're trolling so hard here.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Why do you think she keeps banging on about how all men are shit?
Compared to Piston, she means.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Trollolololol

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Going out doesn't really do it justice
it was proper wandering around on moors in floaty dresses stuff.

I actually sorry for Piston, he can't dump a woman without breaking her heart. That's got to make you feel a bit guilty.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Best link eva
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh man
I love that .gif. Proper Web 0.5 stuff there.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)