Got the missus round tonight, introducing her to the joys of football, whether she likes it or not.
Cinema wednesday, and a party Saturday. Zero other plans though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is football a euphamism for gang rape?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

No
but it might be a euphemism.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

No it's not, you dimwitted fuckstain.
Maybe...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

It should be, more fun than than watching football, for most of you anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I'm quite enjoying the second half of our season tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Not surprised
This Dalglish fella seems to know what he's about. Shame you didn't have him in charge twenty years ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

The missus?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!!
Congrats mate. Hope you've stocked up on Diamond White
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I know right? LIES on the internet
Un-believeable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Aye, new girlfriend
Am I to assume that's cheap cider?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Get some rolls in as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

It's not Bella.
The Munchy boxes will be arriving at about 9
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Get some anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Yes indeedy
Don't pretend you don't know that, surely half the population of Macc are currently suffering the familiar post-weekend restoration of blood into their cider stream
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Cider isn't drunk massively round here, I don't think
Ales are far more popular
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

My bad
I was confusing Macclesfield with a horrific chavvy backwater
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Like Norwich?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Silly person
Norwich is neither horrific nor chavvy. It's an isolated, inbred backwater
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Those statements aren't mutually exclusive

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)