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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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from a guy who turned out to be a complete tool (surprise surprise). it would have been a worse week if i'd said yes.
christ is that really the best i can come up with? out with work tomorrow and birthday party on thu and then an all-weekend hen-do, that's more cheerful.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
i don't know if he is being a tool because he didn't get laid and feels rejected or if he is just a tool who was only after getting laid. somehow i suspect the latter!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)
anyone who lives in ealing and refers to it repeatedly as "sexual ealing" is not someone i want to be shagging, frankly. in ealing or anywhere else!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)
What happened to the actuary? Is he still being terrifyingly odd?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
yeah. unfortunately. he was texting about wanting to fuck a pregnant chick and having a thing about milfs fisting themselves the other day. i ignored him completely. then he went too far with "i bet your mum's a smoking milf". so i replied "not really. she's been buried for 5 years." and have had nothing but grovelling apologies ever since. twat!
did you have lots of fun?? x
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I'm glad you made him grovel, he just sounds worryingly strange. Holiday was mostly very good thankyou, but I'm glad to be back in my own flat with my lovely comfy bed and nice shower after 10 days of hostels!
How are you, have I missed anything interesting whilst I've been away?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)
i will gaz you later to fill you in!!
glad you had fun and hope TC is spoiling you.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)
He really creeps me out, asking me if I know anyone he can fuck.
Even if someone I really loved and respected suicide-bombed that place and wiped out everyone who worked there, it would still be a win.
I think he's implying something to do with my family, as they get cabs up to airports from there. If he ever says that straight, I'll send their entire office into the dark age, permanently.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)
In the space of 10 minutes for waiting for the cab, he asked me "Would you lick her out?... what about her ass?" about 4 times.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Tell him never to speak to you again or you will run him over as he leaves work one night.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)
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