If it's not Bert, it's someone who's prepared to keep letting us call him Bert
Not even my self-esteem is that low
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's not Bert.
He hasn't called me a lonely dried up prune yet.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

or listed monty's movements for the last 24 hours!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

It's NakedApe not Bert you Dullards, I've just come to my senses

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

What a strange turn of phrase.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You are clearly not me
One look at your profile shows this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I think it is Bert
What with all the sister-raping and being a total cunt we lost sight of the fact that Bert was reasonably intelligent. I think he's trying a new tactic called "not blowing his cover within 5 minutes"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

You think having another mans penis in your anus is a good way to spend a Saturday night

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

i'm convinced
about the bert thing, not about the anal sex thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Go flash your tits at the mods and get him banned
He's annoying me now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

flash my tits?
why would i want to make them run away screaming?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Oh god, are you Bert now too?
Is this some kind of Invasion of the B3ta Snatchers scenario?

Hehe... "snatch"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

So you're one of the soft wankers who goes crying to the mods wah wah wah
Get a backbone or fuck off
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

No... YOU fuck off
Christ, you're not that bright after all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You're such a crying wanker, no wonder cr3 thinks you're all irritating gimps

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

So why are you NakedApe now?
What has he done to deserve such terrible shame by proxy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

So what if he did?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The gay kid of the class has gone off running to tell teacher that somebody doesn't want to play nicely
wah wah wah
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

*applauds*
Brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

For many people it is
You prefer to wet your whistle in your sister though so...that's...much better
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1194292
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Less embarrassing than Christmas at your house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Please take nakedape out of your username it's mine now

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Nope, I can't help it if your are less educated than me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

ahem
*you
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

You're deffo a professor of cocks behind the bike sheds

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Maybe it is that frisbee twat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

the flounce/ban clock IS ticking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

best of all the clocks!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Nah, Adam was too vainglorious to just turn up and troll
He'd let us know who he was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)