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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Go Blousie!I'm considering cooking some dinner in a bit. I'm being good at the moment and only damaging my liver on weekends.*
*Unless I get bored.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:42,
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I was going to lay off the booze till the bash.But then after I stopped laughing I opened a bottle of wine.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:44,
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What did you have for dinner this evening?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:46,
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You do like your prawns don't ya!Did you have desert as well, or were you straight on the vino
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:48,
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I have icecream and blueberries but I didn't feel in the mood for them.The wine is nommy though.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:51,
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Glad you're enjoying it.And you've opened the bottle early enough that you can have a second bottle and sleep that off before tomorrow!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:58,
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wowyou should work at AA with advice like that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03,
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I'd like to volunteer for the Samaritans.My stock response to every problem would be, "have a shit. I always feel better after a good shit".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:15,
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If they are still feeling a bit low you could pass the caller onto a supervisor Who could suggest 'howay, have a tab as well bonnie-lad'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:19,
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And a pint and a fight.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:20,
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Would you end every call with'Divvnt worry pet'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:23,
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