It won't be a pretty sight, he'll have keeled over and be thrashing around in the aisle gurgling for his life, whilst the dispassionate morning commuters look on thinking Christ I hope they don't delay this tube because of that fat cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love you like a fat kid love cake
/50
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Speaking of fat cunts.....
There's this fat girl that goes to my gym. AND SHE NEVER SWEATS!! I leave the gym looking like I've been dumped in a barrel of water and she just has a slight sheen on her face. Bitch!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Botox

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

She's one of the fat cunts that turn up, get changed, wander around the exercise area whilst surreptitiously munching on a mars bar or five for the 'energy' and then goes home lauding her gym achievements
Don't worry bgb she'll always be a fat cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

This^
I used to see loads of people at the gym doing this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

They seem happy enough

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Not when they had to pull their fat fucking pie-filled faces up the stairs after though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)