A small list because I can't be arsed to go through everything.
Anyone who says they feel betrayed by the LibDems, doubly so if they didn't get round to voting for them, college nurses who stick their interfering bastard noses into my business, people who have done fuckloads of revision, climate change 'activists', any sort of activists, people who like to think they're activists because they signed a petition once, the fucking Emperor Vespasian, Blackwells for cheating me of £4.60, GAP, people in general, people who tell you that you'll definitely want children in the future, courgettes...

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Now who could tell I'm in a bad mood?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hate courgettes and black people as well.
At last, some common ground.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:17, Reply)

do I need to bitch-slap some college nurses for you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:19, Reply)

she just won't fuck off
I thought I'd put paid to her antics last year, but now it's exam time she's come sniffing back round, desperate to play the kind counsellor card
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:20, Reply)

ahhh.
maybe just tell her you really don't need her help?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I have done on several occasions
the problem is that if I'm too rude it could backfire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Tell her to shit off, the Deacon-minged hing oot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Kick her in the minge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:23, Reply)

that would involve disinfecting my foot

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Before or after the event?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:35, Reply)

after of course
bathing in bleach isn't good for the skin (just ask Happybara's missis)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I'd do it, then.
Don't partake in foot hygiene for a bit and she might end up with a hefty dose of athlete's cunt, to boot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:39, Reply)