I think there may be nothing more petty in the world than a "milk club"
What kind of cheap bastard company doesn't provide milk, you should strike
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hate the way it is called a club
fucking stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Too true
If it's any consolation to the poor boy i have milk coming out of my ears, and free fruit. Although i would prefer free bacon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot made me a breakfast of mango, pineapple and blueberries with cream today
I do not deserve that woman.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Needs MOAR bacon
i can't eat fruit for breakfast, it feels wrong
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

fatty

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

On the contary my dear lady, I am as svelt and lithe as a gazelle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Fruit for breakfast is king, bitch
I also think that asking a vegetarian to make me bacon for breakfast might just be taking the fucking piss
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

make it yourself you lazy cunt
morning sweetheart.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Morning gorgeous
How are you today?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

chirpy and chipper, thank you
everything good in the land of the six-fingered?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Getting hassled at work by people who think I haven't got enough to worry about with the football tonight
Otherwise fine, thank you. Glad to hear you're in good form :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

God, some people are so picky
I don't ,mind handling vegetables!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

what do their carers think?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Gives them a break, and then they don't need to milk them when they get home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You should get a doctor to look at that
a milky discharge can be serious, and you definitely shouldn't be putting it in your (or anyone else's) tea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

What about the milky discharge i get from my cock when a girl talks to me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I can't imagine that happens often enough to be of any concern

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

They used to
cost-cutting kabuki theatre innit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Wow, that £7 per annum they save must really help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

And the free teabags and the free coffee
to be fair I suspect it was closer to £4 a day, still not a huge line-item per annum but it demonstrates fiscal austerity and all that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

In the old cab officer where I worked, I bought toilet paper every other week, when I asked for money for it, the boss said "Who asked you to buy toilet paper?".
I was on less than min wage.

The boss is now on trial for money laundering, fraud, tax avoidance (like, 15 years worth, even though he has/had like 20 properties), loansharking.

Gutted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)