sexiest post EVA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

the least sexy thing i ever got
was from a rather blunt northern lad who didn't have a clue about the subtleties of talking dirty. prepare your mindbleach and...

"i want to pull your knickers down and go at your fanny for 2 hours or until you've come 3,000 times."

this is wrong on so so so many levels. but primarily the use of the words "fanny" and "knickers" in the context of wooing a girl smoothly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*takes notes*
Keep going Swipe, this is gold.

*fires up FB chat*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

fires up FB chat wanks like a chimp
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Surely the one intimates the other?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

It's called cutting to the chase, young man

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Lorraine or Chevy?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I liked "go at"
As in "have a right go at" or "charge like a bull at a gate".

I think he would be there for the 2 hours rather than the promised 3,000 orgasms.

If this was the Widnes lad then you have done the right thing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

how ever did you guess!
2 hours is not good. i wouldn't be able to walk for a month.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

If he could keep going for 2 hours he's probably hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois
Just get a film going on your laptop next to the bed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)