I rolled my car.
Sheared the passenger side front column.

Dislocated shoulder and fractured collarbone and more shattered glass than the hospital could be bothered to remove from my arms.

Pieces of glass were still working their way to the surface of my skin 6 months later.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ew.
Accident or stupidity?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Just passed my test (I was 21)
Wet road, too fast on to a roundabout.

Got airborne.

That's how I roll.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

*Insert Bella joke of your choosing*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

She has a Communist's minge
It's like Rasputin's beard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Russia's greatest love machine?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

rm nu
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)