I thought it was going to be loltastic
As a black eye it's at the lower reaches of sub-standard, no trauma to the eyeball, no visible swelling, bruising limited and fairly light in colouration. Conclusion : Gaylord
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

The white of the eye should be purple
And the bruising extend to the other side of the nose.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Oh god that happened to my mum
She fell down a mountain. She ended up with 2 black eyes, though one was only superficial. Burst blood vessels in the white, bright purple, down past the cheekbones, everything.

The Italian borderguard made a joke about domestic violence as they were driving home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

That was the next day, it was far more impressive later in the week

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Have you ever thought you deserved to be hit for the what appears to be the worst attempt eva at a goatee ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Are you storing food in your cheeks for later?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I liked mine better
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1198554
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)