San Jose Earthquakes (which will probably change when the SA fault gives out and half of California floats away)
New York Red Bulls (I wish this was a joke)
Colorado Rapids
Kansas City Wizards
Nottingham Forest

/boring, accurate answer is boring and accurate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:35, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

and boring
very very boring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

She's a girl
Therefore her opinion counts for more than yours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I have no opinion really.
Only game I've ever watched beginning to end was during the world cup.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

No opinion is still better than "you dull cunt"
which is why I like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

You dull cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

What shit names

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

what's your team?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Benders Utd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

No, he plays for the other team

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

*gay joke fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Nottingham Forest
I threw their name in there to prove that daft team names based on locality didn't originate in America.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

But I assume there was a Forest in Nottingham?
I doubt there are any wizards in Kansas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

plenty of wizard's sleeves

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

that's Essex, surely?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

legendary for their cockhounding in Kansas.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

There might be
YOU DON'T KNOW

And yes of course there is, Sherwood Forest. It's a real shame that other teams didn't follow this example. I think we'd all find football more interesting if the main game on Match of the Day was Liverpool Munchy-Boxes vs Newcastle Slags
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I would fucking love to see that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

There's a whole thread in this
If we could make it apparent that the theme was slagging off UK cities rather than football per se
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I think that is possible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

You start it then
People will be more inclined to believe it's nothing to do with football, or indeed dancing or anal sex, if you start it rather than me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'm not sure I can commit to that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Me either
commit to that be bothered
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Please.
If there are wizards in every other part of the world, I'm sure there are some in Kansas.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Oh, blimey. Is it time for that talk?
*sits down and pats cushion*

Ok, so, you how sometimes a Daddy and Mummy love each other very, very much? well, when that happens, then Daddy puts his pee-pee into Mummy's tummy and then THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS WIZARDS THEY ARE IMAGINARY
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I'LL FUCKING BET AT LEAST 30% OF THE MEMBERS OF B3TA THINK THEY ARE WIZARDS.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

30% of group of people who are 100% retarded

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

and 500% wizard!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Don't listen to the nasty man Kristine
And you, Badger, don't you fucking dare start on Leprechauns, or I'll bum you into oblivion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

woah, I'm not touching leprechauns
psychotic Irish midgets will fuck you up soon as look at you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

AND SO WILL LEPRECHAUNS
Shut up, I'm knackered and very nervous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

At least Des Walker isn't still playing for you
Is he?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

No, sadly age finally caught up with the Greatest English Central Defender Of His Generation
That and his habit of scoring own goals in ridiculously crucial games
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Oddly, this was on google already...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

*punches the sky*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

You are Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club
AICMFP
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)