You may indeed.
As long as you don't have internet access at home and thus spare us this turgid drivel.

Alt: My Friday will not be nice until the evening, when I and my dear chum Yeti will be pretending we are still in our late teens. At no point during the day will anything be 'frunchie' whatever the hell you think that may be.

Alt alt: the civilised drinker is on the bloody marys at this hour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am not drinking today.
I am behaving.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:23, Reply)

I am heartily disappointed by this news.
Some people are an awful pain when they've been at the pop, you are not one of these. There's an endearing quality to your ramblings that is quite, quite charming.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:25, Reply)

aha really?
I'm a little afraid to ask for an explanation on that.

Besides, I have no booze.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1198503
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:28, Reply)

hahahahahahha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:28, Reply)

No sex for YOU for a while.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, Reply)

At least five and a half months.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, Reply)

possibly longer.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Pfft! you'll be ripping his pants off at the airport and we all know it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:35, Reply)

not quite. I could get arrested for that.
they tend to frown and scowl at public nudity here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:36, Reply)

That is Exhibit B.
Exhibit A was the night I and a number of other B3tans took her up the 'Coal Hole'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, Reply)

What a japester I am.
www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/81/813/Coal_Hole/Strand
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:31, Reply)

pffffft. Christ, what did I say then???
I remember rubbing my hand over wookie's head cos he'd shaved and it felt funny on my palm. I do not remember much of what happened after that point. Aside from a couple of naughty fags in the cold with Lampers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:32, Reply)

You said and did nothing untoward.
You were like a cheeky child, albeit a rather loud one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:33, Reply)

I do not know how to take that comment.
I don't know whether to be proud of myself that I wasn't a lecherous cretin, or to be embarrased that I was cheeky.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Why not alternate between pride and shame until you can decide?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I like the idea of being a pendulum.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:39, Reply)

It could be arranged.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Morning cuddlybear!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:24, Reply)

when a nigga is in a lawn chair tryin to toss cookies and she pisses herself and telling her friend to throw a scruncci in her hair lol
alyssa: are you okay?
maria: naw nigga i just pissed my pants puking
alyssa: do u want me to throw your hair back?
maria: yeah please throw a frunchie in my fair lol
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:25, Reply)

You mix with a strange crowd Noel.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Speaking of which
TWO WEEKS!?!"?£?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:27, Reply)

I no rite.
*screams quietly in office*
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:27, Reply)

You seem extra spunky today Monty?

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:25, Reply)

My saddlebags are indeed filled to bursting point, thank you for noticing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:28, Reply)

I do happen to be extra vigilante when it comes to your nether regions.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Black panther?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Yeah brother!
*raises fist in solidarity*
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I think he means this one:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Neilson
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Oh I was following on the nigga theme.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

vigilant +violent

Morning /OT, I'm yawning already through lack of sleep.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:33, Reply)

5.30am starts FTsnooze

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nether_Wallop
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)