Bollocks!

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No, they just have Vaginas

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

There is a good chance your daughters will either not get married, be lesbians or just keep their name anyway.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Blousie I was being silly
I actually wanted girls.

Uninteresting fact. I chose my surname out of a hat when I was 15. Apart from my wife and daughters I am the only one in my family to have it. If it dies with me I really couldn't care less.

BTW If theres a good chance they won't get married you must think they are pig ugly so I am of course OFFENDED ON THE INTERNET!
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I have seen your eldest and she's a blooming beauty.
I was hoping they'd be too modern to faff around with that marriage silliness.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I'd be quite happy if they were lesbians
as long as they bought hot girls home for me to eye up.
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

She could get married and have a kid by an abusive scumbag
and then when they finally divorce your grandson would take his mother's maiden name. Everybody wins!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

My aunt got divorced and dropped her surname altogether
She changed her name by deed poll to her first and middle name.
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Mad Donna

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)