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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Whenever anyone tells me to "touch wood"
I grab my cock. This serves to demonstrate my disdain for the idea, and also feels nice.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
The only supersticious thing I do is touch wood.
But that's because I have a strange fondness for trees.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Er, excuse me BGB, I'm talking about my cock here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)
And I'm sure it's lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Check your phone

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Grim

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Get an upgrade then
I've got an iPhone 4, I love it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

it cock
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)
*sigh*
Morning Vippers

That made me chuckle a bit actually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Yes but iPhone 5 will come out
and your pride and joy will become a shitty little iPhone 4
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)
2nd hand 3GS for me
Work sure know how to keep up with the times (of 2008)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)
I know
and I can't even pretend I won't want one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I know a lot of people that say "Touch wood"
and then touch something that is obviously not wood. I presume they do this because they are total simpletons.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
my friend touches her head
and then says "human wood is best wood". this is oddly compelling.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Your friend is Pinocchio
AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)

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