i am wearing a polo-neck today though...
... it's nice and ralph lauren and cream and v tasteful. but it does make them look a little bit like a shelf.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good God woman.
First rule of big bosoms......no polo necks.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

i couldn't agree more
this isn't exactly a polo neck, i was just being lazy. it's sort of a slashed polo neck and it has a couple of undone buttons and - meh, it's hard to describe!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

It's ok, I know exactly what you mean.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)

it's me
you knew there would be a button undone somewhere
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

you've got books and a small clock on them?
curious.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

you're married now
you don't get to think about tits at all. ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Oh yes I fucking do.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)

whoa there's no need to get defensive
just because you don't get to think about tits any more. ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Nice try.
bet you can't guess what I'm thinking about right now...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

cocks?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

always, nakedape.
always.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Is it 17th Century Estonian architecture?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

fucker.
actually it was Latvian, but damn close. Hard to tell those Baltic states apart, I know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

you're thinking about the fact
you're not allowed to think about tits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

is it how you will never ever get to see, caress, lick, suck, tease or slam your cock between
any new, pert, fulsome, creamy, new tits ever again - but instead will have to remain giving the odd desultory fumble to the same tired old pair until it's been 50 years and they look like two bars of soap in a pair of very old grey hairy socks?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

actually, it was spiders.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

but now it's a soapy titwank, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

yeah, but london's a long way to come
and I'm not sure I could make it before your train leaves. But, it's a tempting offer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

ha, i wasn't offering
i would NEVER allow soap anywhere near me.

if i had said a jo malone scented oily titwank, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

soap would be a terrible idea anyway
might get in the japs. that would probably smart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)

probably wouldn't BE smart either

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)

top imagery, there, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

thank you
i thought you would enjoy it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

you did put new in twice, though.
sorry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

deliberate repetition
to enforce the fact that the only NEW tits you will ever get to see will be if you buy a NEWspaper or go to a NEWdist beach
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)