Right, I'm back. I'm sure you all missed me.
I don't know many internet nutters, but I can guarantee that if I am travelling on any kind of public transport, they will find me. And I'm far too nice to tell them loudly to cock off and die, so I get stuck with the bastards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 May 2011, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you're honest, marrying one probably sent the wrong signal to the rest
Sorry darlin'
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

hahahaha!
ZING
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Just outweird them
That usually gets rid of the fuckers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Is that why you were rubbing your own shit in your face on the 256 the other day?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

It is good to have a skin-care regime.
Faeces make a fabulour moisturiser - except if you were eating peanuts the day before.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

then it makes a good exfoliator

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

And still has a more pleasant aroma than Lynx.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)