Well, by the time Black Sheep finishes
it will be silly o clock in the morning. Perhaps DW is a better idea. But you should definitely watch black sheep; it's immensely daft and fun.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've seen Black Sheep before. It made me laugh.
So that can go on Sky+, I'm watching Doctor Who now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:04, Reply)

Good plan.
I'm going to finish my spliff and listen to Nina Simone.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, Reply)

I could really fancy a smoke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:10, Reply)

Don't do it, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:11, Reply)

I cannee hold it Captain!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, Reply)

A normal one or a naughty one?

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:13, Reply)

Either.
Although a spliff would probably be better than baccy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Are you coming to Blousie's?

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)

Two weeks and counting.
God, I can't wait.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)

I am muchly looking forward to it
but I know you're coming, I was asking Jeff.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:22, Reply)

I was just joining in the conversation :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:23, Reply)

I'd love to meet DG
And to meet berk when I'm sober too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Oh dear, reading it back, I sound mean
I didn't mean to be!
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:26, Reply)

I hate you.
not really
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:28, Reply)

I will make you a cake specially
and write 'sorry' on it in icing.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:33, Reply)

I'd rather have an onion bahji.
Not got much of a sweet tooth; have to be really in the mood.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:36, Reply)

I make a damnfine quiche, if that's any good to you?
or falafel?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:37, Reply)

Quiche is good.
I don't think I've had falafel before.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:39, Reply)

It's a bit like a bhaji I suppose
but made of coriander and chickpeas.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)

That sounds nice.
Here's a tip... when the supermarket has fresh herbs in their 'reduced' aisle, buy them all, chop 'em up and freeze them. Much better than buying dried as they retain the fresh flavour.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:44, Reply)

Cheers for the tip
but I'm already all over that shit :)
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:47, Reply)

2p bunches of herbs in Asda ftw!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:51, Reply)

How do you know when a gay has burguled your house?
The carpets have been cleaned and there is a quiche in the fridge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:40, Reply)

+ AIDS in your hoover.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)

I knew a gay bloke who got raped by a hoover.
I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, the nurse said 'he's picking up'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:48, Reply)

Sounds like he was dyson with death...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:00, Reply)

No. Sadly.
I've opted to go to Ibiza for a few days instead.

(And I've turned off Doctor Who. Posting here stopped me from focusing on it, I'll watch it later)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:22, Reply)

You are rubbish on both counts.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:27, Reply)

I know.
I will try and reorganise my life so that I can spend more time with Internet geeks soon.

Promise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:29, Reply)

Good lad.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:33, Reply)

Seriously.
I would like to attend more bashes. But I'm sure a liability, I'm wondering if you're all ready for me and the fact that most nights, I end up in A+E.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:35, Reply)

That just adds to the lols
besides, you didn't see the state of Monty last time we were in London.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)

How bad was he?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:44, Reply)

Pretty wobbly
from what I recall, at least; I'd managed to fall asleep.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:48, Reply)

We'll look after you.
By "look after" I mean "point and laugh" as you roll around in the gutter.

Speaking of rolling... one more before bed, I think.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)

The weekend Blousie stayed with you left me scarred.
I'd been on the cloudy and put my tooth through my tongue.

It bled for a few days, turns out, if I'd had a couple of stiches put in it, I wouldn't now have a lump on my tongue.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:42, Reply)