I once ended up in hosiptal after a fight against some triads
I had killed 3 of them and maimed the others, but they had managed to cut my arm off with a samurai sword. i had packed the arm in frozen fish fingers to stop it rotting and ran the 26 1/4 miles to the hospital only for A&E to be shitting busy, so i helped the triage nurse by punching some dislocated shoulders back into place and performing some heart surgery on the side.

When they finally got round to sewing my arm back on the doctor was a super fit woman and was so impressed by my fighting and healing skills that she had full sex with in on the operating theatre whilst a homeless man bled to death outside waiting, BOOYA!

EDIT: i forgot to say I then discharged myself all over her face, then I discharged myself from the hospital and drove home in my Honda ACCORD whilst smoking Crysatal Meth.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Where's the Honda Accord?
Not a proper story without it sorry.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

with in what?
I think there may be an element of untruth about this one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Sir! Sir!! NakedApe's passing off my life story as his own sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Alas, Placid is not Hood-Butter.

( Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)