That's covered by being shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wish I could tell you to fuck off you paddy cunt
but you're right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

:)
19 titles as well, don't forget
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I read that as titties.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

as did I

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

My moobs are 100% perkier these days

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I bet they have a glossy coat
and lovely healthy wet noses, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

you read everything as titties, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

That's true.
Maybe I'm on the turn again.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

NOT YET NOT YET

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I can't wait too much longer Darth.
It'll heal up.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I think it's just the raging horn, I wouldn't worry ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I would congratulate you but your thick Mancunian accent is hard to understand
You gloryhunting cock. Also, how have you got the nerve to show your face after that preposterous display on Saturday night?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Doesn't a draw count as a win in Fergie's book?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You speak football?
How clever.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I am the perfect woman
I like football, like computer games, have massive boobs, and tell rude jokes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

hehe!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I was referring to Ireland's Eurovision entry
The reason why shotguns have two barrels
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

ah, of course.
Still, it's your own fucking fault for watching, isn't it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

News just in Lucan's finest actually won, once the snide block voting is taken into account
SWEET VICTORY !!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Well that's your own fault for only having one dozy bunch of cunts close enough to vote politically for you
Speaking of which, what were you doing giving us 6 points, you ungrateful bastards?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Blue were even worse than Jedward

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

No they weren't
Not even Boznia & Herzegovina were worse than Jedward. At least Blue have sex appeal, if not talent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

you are wrong.
regardless. France had the only entry that could be classed as music, and they got fuck all points in the grand scheme of things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'm not
However, you're quite right about that. I knew France weren't going to get anywhere as soon as I saw the entry; too good. Too much like actual music. Plus, no-one likes the French.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I stand by my liking of the Italian entry
having listened to it a few times since, and read the lyrics, I think it's quite a nice little ditty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

That wasn't bad at all
But again, too much like actual music. If you check my FB feed you'll see that I called two of the top three by virtue of having seen Eurovision way too many times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

was that the one with the see-through piano?
if so, it was one of the few that wasn't utterly utterly shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

That's the one
However, musical merit will never win Eurovision, unless you happen to be a Balkan state with lots of friends.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm afraid I didn't watch
However I have renewed admiration for Jedward when it was pointed out to me that nobody really interviews Jedward, broadcasters simply put microphones in front of them and they shout random things into them.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

they are freaks
I find myself completely baffled by them. I think they must actually be extra-terrestrials.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

They're ummm 'slow' is the polite phrase

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

It's mostly hilarious
But I felt so fucking ashamed when we gave them 12 points. I haven't been so disappointed in the voting public since the AV referendum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

you know the worst thing?
The Jedward monstrosity was in the top ten, quality wise. Eurovision really is a pile of shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Yes it is, that's the point
but even so there should only be so bad "utter shit" can get before it's outlawed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

well, if you only need a point to win the league
then it counts as a win in anybody's book.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

If you mean Man U-Blackburn
that was Saturday lunchtime, old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Yes having a season ticket for the past twenty years and being five minutes from Old Trafford makes me a gloryhunter
If you lifted yourself from your armchair you might cop on to that, also judging from the weakest link is your local accent 'metrosexual queer'?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Well now I know that
In which case, congratulations
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)