you don't have to meet them to be in the thread
for instance, you could've thought Rory was a real lion
but then realised there's no way because lions paws would only smash the keyboard and all his sentences would look like this: 0 ☺ 188
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( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:18, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

By this logic I am an elephant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

He could have a Lion head-dobber woven into his mane

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

man, I glanced at that and thought you'd been mauled by a lion that had then taken over your computer....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I didn't mean to alarm you!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

it's ok
you weren't to know that I have a terrible fear of people being replaced by lions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'll be sure to remember it now!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Fuck me!
A lion that can type - better than NakedApe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

it's a documented fact that elephants use their trunks to dig shit out of other elephant bums and eat it
you just remember that
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

*remembers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

When was the last time you came across a spacedocking elephant

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

NSFEW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h5ZLo-GO9E
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

ARGH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1203445
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Nicely done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

ithangyew

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I always knew that NakedApe was a dirty cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Eeww
Kristine, I work with three elephants, and now they all think I'm a bigger Scat-Monger than Kroney.

Can you please put NSFEW on links like that in the future.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Thank you!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)