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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Apparently Rswipe thinks I'm ginger
what completely wrong assumptions have you made about other b3tans?

edit: apparently my assumption that anyone gives a shit was wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:47, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
When I first encountered Chompy I thought he was an absolute cunt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
whereas now...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)
THATS THE JOWK

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
We'll get on if we ever meet,
I'm very charming.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I assumed that Monty wasn't a wizend tramp fellating thunder cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
and why did you assume that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
anecdotal evidence

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I like to call them "lies"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I thought Chompy was a woman

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I concur

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Really?
Why, on earth? Girls are generally good at talking to other girls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
It was beckyletters little joke, if I recall.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
bomb threat in central london.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13412871
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)
that's not so good

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
They're only messin with yeas

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
it's just not very nice though
don't really have to worry too much down here. We only get retarded brain-washees trying and failing to blow up shit chain restaurants.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
They're winding people up before the Queens visitation to the oppressed tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Couldn't they just call us all cunts instead.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Fucks sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Got your Randomburn yet?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Yes. Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
That story was posted almost an hour and a half ago.
I'm glad you were never responsible for manning the 4 minute warning system,
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I send it to people in order of importance.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Good answer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Don't panic, I'm in West London
I'm sure you are all terribly relieved
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
*stops weeping uncontrolably*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)
I'm in Central.
Near RCJ though. Get THE LAW to protect me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)
The MUTHA FUCKIN law?
Or the normal type?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
THE TOUGHEST

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)
*waves*
i can almost see you from here...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Save me.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
you should see what i am suffering through
i could only make your life worse...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
ai, ai, oi moi talain'ego

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Most people from here look nothing at all like you expect them to

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
whereas you all thought I'd be fat and ugly, it turns out Gisele Bundchen and I could pass as twins

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Oof! someone's in a bad mood today.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
me?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
which one is Danny DeVito?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
The one with the pony-tail.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)
well
my hair is darker than hers....
but i'm much taller than him
it's all so confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I have no idea what you look like K

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Just like radio DJs who look nothing like they sound.
DLT-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
*cornflakes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Double top!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I'm going to regret this
What did you expect me to look like?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
You had photos on your profile
so you looked like you already
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You don't look like I'd expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I have no idea what you look like!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
who's the bloke that's with LimeyTreat?
I always thought he was gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Cuffbert

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
:3
i bet she givs him lots of chikins n fishes
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
lolololololololololololololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
he probably guards her entrance well

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I assumed everyone on /OT was cool and having coll conversations without me
whereas....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)
That NakedApe is a right fucking bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Has he been picking on you again?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I've never picked on B3th I don't think...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
So who was 'NakedApe' last week?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
i just asked that
keep up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
There's a b3tan mystery here, if only people weren't so fat and stupid it might get solved

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I thought it was Bert fo sho.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
He has limited time before being banned and has a really weird thing for primarily Slagging Monty
A Columbo you'll never be
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Can I be a sidekick then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
You can be his oft mentioned wife, with zero screen time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Get in!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
i solved it
does that mean i am not fat and stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
If memory serves me you stated Bert, see above

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)
no
you made that up, or rather your memory did
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
There's something fishy here, I just can't put my finger on it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Is it a fish finger?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
lol finger up some fat birds chuff

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
story of your sex-life isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
[deleted for shocking crudity]
i'll just go for "there, there"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Not me, that git stole my name
hence why I'm cursed to forever wander the internet in search of a name that fits, today I am a pretty ballerina thanks to Roota.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Our very own wraith

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
There's room for only one mincing primadona on these boards, Apey.
You and Darth are going top have to have dance off.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I should hope not!
I cry easily.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
*hugs*
*cops feel*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
That, I can handle
Just don't pick on me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I never picked on you, that was probably my evil twin NakedBertApe
who has been subsequently banned
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
which one?
the real one, or the fake bert one?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I've never had a 'coll' conversation in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
best of all the Inner Hebridean islands

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
i assumed vipros knew what colour his own hair was

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)
He can't see it under his belly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I thought his beard had a tinge of ginge too.
I hope I don't get shouted at now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
hoorah for lamps
i KNEW it wasn't just me!

read it and weep, coppernob!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
try asking someone who has met me
someone trustworthy, like BGB
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
The same BGB you called thick this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)
this just goes to show how much respect I have for your integrity

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
i just think it's a good job you're not having kids
more ginger babies is not what the world needs
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
my brother has married a ginger
and procreated with her. So far my niece doesn't appear to be ginger, but she could be a sly one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
It can take years to go "rusty"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I was about 2, playing happily in the garden, sunlight bouncing off my hair
Grandma turns to her daughter in law (my mother) and says "I'm dreadfully sorry, but I think you might have had a ginger child."
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
it could happen to any one of us...
... i was also a ginger toddler. phew.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I was more blonde than anything
and have slowly darkened. Now I'm just dark brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I was properly blonde until I cut my long hair off about 10 years ago
it's been nondescript brown since then and is getting blonder again now as it gets longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
"Strawberry" blonde, aye

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)
would it bring this to a close if I pointed out that I'm so convinced and secure that I am not in the least bit ginger
that I'm not upset or annoyed by the mention of it, but am instead baffled and bemused?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
well, quite
vippers, you just gave the perfect description of GINGER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
by saying my hair was blonde, and then brown and is now going more blonde?
seems like you are clutching at straws to try and keep this going
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
it hasn't
there is a difference between "I thought...a tinge of ginge" and actually thinking I was properly ginger.

Yours was an easy mistake to make. Hers was not.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Oh, I never thought you were ginger
though I stand by the tinge comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
it's been said before
but it actually hasn't, and I'm not just saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
you're a brave man
swimming amongst all those crocodiles in that river right there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I'm not sure what you are saying

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
"de nile"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
all the anger this morning appears to have dulled my wits

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
it was a masterpiece of subtle erudition, of course

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I thought Crow was gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
And now you know for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
-tucks away penis-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
that must have been an interesting conversation
"I thought you were gay"
"nooo"
*punches*
"Do we kiss now?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
All of those things have happened.
And in that order, really.

But not that closely together.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
it was more like this?
I thought you were gay


*long pause*


nooo
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
with appropriate fist shaking

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

shak
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Two lovers of anal in an ouroboros of fist.
Delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Did you smother your cunt in shit as preperation?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I guided him to the "guest entrance"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
hahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
He is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
She assumed this because everyone hates you.
Hope this helps x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I'd rather that
than someone thinking I looked ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Hahah me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I'll have to shit this thread out...
I haven't met any b3tan's in real life.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
was that deliberate?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Compooter error I'm afraid

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
You mentioned a 'girl' that you're noncing, did we establish an age as yet?
11 is still continental legal aint it??
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I still reckon she's only just legal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
What on earth have I missed now?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
*Yawn* another self confessed board nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
God they're everywhere these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
*dons tinfoil hat*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Bustin' out the hymen

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
It's marriagable in Gyppo-land.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
*buys ticket to Uxbridge*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
They keep it to themselves, for that we should be thankful

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
According to some internet i saw it certainly is in Belgium

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
She wears glasses
And once smoked a cigarette. I guess that passes for 'old enough' on the continent.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
No, she needs glasses
I refuse to believe someone with corrected vision would sleep with you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
you don't have to meet them to be in the thread
for instance, you could've thought Rory was a real lion
but then realised there's no way because lions paws would only smash the keyboard and all his sentences would look like this: 0 ☺ 188
79 3bo9[-njfreinoeefpni0
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
By this logic I am an elephant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
He could have a Lion head-dobber woven into his mane

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
man, I glanced at that and thought you'd been mauled by a lion that had then taken over your computer....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I didn't mean to alarm you!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
it's ok
you weren't to know that I have a terrible fear of people being replaced by lions
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I'll be sure to remember it now!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Fuck me!
A lion that can type - better than NakedApe
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
it's a documented fact that elephants use their trunks to dig shit out of other elephant bums and eat it
you just remember that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
*remembers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
When was the last time you came across a spacedocking elephant

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
NSFEW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h5ZLo-GO9E
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
ARGH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1203445
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
ithangyew

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I always knew that NakedApe was a dirty cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Eeww
Kristine, I work with three elephants, and now they all think I'm a bigger Scat-Monger than Kroney.

Can you please put NSFEW on links like that in the future.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Thank you!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Me either.
I'm not at all sure I'd want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I thought NakedApe was a bit of a tosser if I’m honest.
I'm happy to say I was dead wrong. Turns out he’s actually a complete, total and utter fucking spastic, a mongol AND a gaylord. He’s such a spastic that the estate of Joey Deacon is suing him for plagiarism over some of the stuff he’s posted on here, which, they say (and I quote) is ‘pure unfiltered Deacon to the bone’.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
+r

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
*laughs until a shoe falls off*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
*beats jeff to death with his own shoe*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You might find this beating more effective in you get your mate Ernie to do the battering for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Woop, I'm not a tosser
the rest was too long so i didn't read it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Does NakedApe also have to have two mates by his side whenever he's posting?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
mates?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Alright, then
Social workers.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I was thinking more along the "officers" line

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I like to give a man the benefit of doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Innocent until proven guilty innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
put him in the dock
no, wait he'd like that by all accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Chompy was a lot less horrible in person
he even bought me and Apple a present on the train.

I don't know why but I never realised DJTP would have a Scottish accent. BELM.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
what do you sound like?
if it's northern then I'm afraid we may have to rethink our relationship
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
ha fuck no
I have a hybrid accent so I get bullied by both ends. I say barth but I have a habit of saying "aye" which started off ironically to mock the farmers I lived with but has now attached itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
that sounds acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

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