And that's why you aren't top of the hit parade
Can i also suggest that you employ dancers, I've heard of an avent garde group called Pan's People who are supposed to be good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

can I suggest you go to the kitchen and pour yourself a tall glass of "Shut the fuck up"?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Pan's People were fucking shit
Contemporary dance is just twatting about. You want Ballroom dancers, Vippers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Are you offering your services?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

This is like a DnD geek
having a go of World at Warcraft for being nerdy.
( Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Or a LARPER laughing at people with cerebal palsy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I like the analogy
Very appropriate for this forum. However I doubt that either D&D or Wow is significantly more difficult than the other.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

And I would imagine
that the proponents of both would disagree with you. Much in the same way as you're insinuating that ballroom dancing isn't also just twatting about.
( Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Ballroom dancing is enormously technical
Contemporary dance is not. It's about "feeling and interpreting the music", hence my disdain.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I had to go to an event last year for work.
It included (and I'm not sure why, since the group in question had not received any funding from us) a contemporary dance demonstration from a local dance group for youngsters (i.e. ages 7-15), who proceeded to gyrate and bounce around the room, wholly inappropriately, for the next fifteen minutes.

I have never felt so uncomfortable in my life, it was wrong on so many levels.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Shall i strikethrough or just leave it hanging...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'd leave it if I were you.
This thread's dying anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I lost my heart to a starship trooper
well, I say starship trooper, he might just have been wearing a tinfoil hat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Its BGB!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Is it?
I've been working most of the day, I dunno what you're on about.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

She donned a tinfoil hat in an earlier thread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

aha
that would explain it.

*envisions BGB in sparkly bodystocking*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)