Ironically, I consider Claudia Winkleman to be worthy of a quick wank
A longer, more deliberate one would see my mind wander onto other, more attractive TV presenters, however.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She is filth
I bet she takes it in the tradesmans
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

She's not as filth as Kirsty Allsop.
Claudia puts on a filthy act, but when you actually started smacking her around the face with it and trying to get five fingers up her, she'd get all upset.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I bet she's surprisingly prudish and uptight IRL
Alexa Chung, now there's a girl who could indulge anyone's filthy perversity. Except Kroney, as she obviously never eats anything.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Looks like a corpse
More a LiC kind of girl
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

That Clare Balding, phwoar
I bet she loves a hot meat injection on a Friday night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Clare Balding has bigger balls than you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

she might go for a lukewarm plastic injection.
She's fairly famously not into "the meat"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

She likes a kebab

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

ah, does she now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Allsop is a definite 'dorty bord'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I bet her clopper matches TGBs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

mind like a Welsh railway.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Going nowhere?
Up the valley?
A risk of a racially motivated beating?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

one track and dirty.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

but, yeah. Also all of the above.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)