Take the job offer in New York
Alt: It is a straight choice between the Wisdom integration conference call tomorrow or the discussion on Thursday with finance regarding fixed price jobs

*cries*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You think that's bad
I have to travel to Birmingham next wednesday to go to a Sustainability Expo.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Oh man I wish I was you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

You probably do, I'm in a stable relationship, I have no problems with debt
and I'm getting promoted in July.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

You do however have a gay bike
and a stomach that can be seen from space
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

What to, 5'8"?
Nice one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Chief mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

That would be funny if promoted also meant being made shorter.
But it doesn't
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

This is a desperately poor retort.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

No, this is a desperately poor retort
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1204529

The rest was just me kicking the corpse.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Yes, that's right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1204552
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Now your festival's cancelled, when will the world next hear Blue Haze?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Oh Monty, you seem to have confused me with a sad old man, desperatly trying to recapture his youth
and boasting about all the cool things he's doing.

Actually, it seems you've also confused me with you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

What an angry little man you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Aaaah, accusations of anger
There should be an equivalent of Godwins Law for when people feel the need to do that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I'm not sure you can be promoted to Capt Hood-Butter until the current one dies, by the way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Yeah he can, if he finds the grail and drinks from it
Same as pulling the sword from the stone, innit. All these Arthurian legends are the same.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

The grail being
Halle Berry's furry cup, yes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

You leave my cousin out of this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Given the choice I would never leave your cousin's furry cup

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Me either
(When in Rome)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Would you like me to send you an anthrax laced letter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Did you know that women find it easier than men to put on a Midlands accent.
The female of the species is more Dudley than the male
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

My mate had that as a facebook status a few weeks ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Oh man I wish I was you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Get in line

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

everyone aboard the sportscow train.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Choo choo!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Why would you not take a job offer in NY?
Insanity?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Same money as I was on (i.e. not much)
meaning I couldn't afford to live in NY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

commute

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

The trains didn't go there direct from Sunderland.
I'd have to change.... 418 times
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

As long as one of those wasn't Birmingham

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

It is always New St you have to change at

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Because it's probably OK to visit
but it would be a horrible place to live unless you were screamingly rich, and even then I'm not sure it would actually be "nice".
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)