oh that's true
and nobody ever gets shot in london
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah but it's all black on black so it's alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I lived in Nottingham for 19 years and am bullet-hole free
The gun crime problem only arose after Swipey would have finished at Uni, if I guess her age right. A more pertinent (and terrifying) threat to her safety had she been in Nottingham in the late 90s would have been the possibility of a teenage me trying to cop off with her in Rock City.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

The halcyon days of denial

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Ironically I had really long hair then
So my efforts to snog most of the female population of Rock City was my lesbian phase.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

You really are a confused young man!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I like the young part

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

+ing their pert buttocks for me to enter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Oh very good
Very good indeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)