I don't think a vegetarian saying they can live without meat counts honey
That's like me saying I can live without peanuts, because they're fucking horrible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can live without most things if needed.

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Wow, I knew you were a bit odd, but really, I'm surprised.
I'm not sure we can be friends any more. Or if we are, I'm going to spend every conversation eating peanuts and flicking the shells at you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

That's a bit much
Since when are we friends?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh, sorry, I just assumed after you let me have a ride on your mum and your mrs at the same time.
I do apologise.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

he didn't have a lot of choice
you are so corpulent that you are 'having a ride' on half of London as I type.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I can't think of anything you or anyone else could have done which would be more likely to result in the termination of a friendship
I have been assured by our mutual acquaintance that you're a lovely bloke IRL, or at least were back in the day. Which makes me wonder what happened since then to leave you so embittered
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

What makes you think I'm embittered?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

he's made the mistake of thinking you are serious on here Al

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I don't really
On another day I might have worded the above better into a decent wind-up. Today I just can't be fucking arsed.

Which is very bad news for my sex life, as you can imagine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I know the answer.
Despite mummy's promises that it would happen 'but just later than the other boys', when the lofty eyries of 5'8" NEVER CAME AROUND, things became dark in the little man's world. It was like a shadow passing across little Al's sun. Somehow the spokey-dokes in the wheels of his homosexual bicycle shined a little less brightly after that day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Sobbing he began to eat
the creamy profiteroles and other high calorie treats could give him the security and comfort of billowing mounds of flesh, and by God if he couldn't be six foot tall, he'd be six foot wide
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

+ty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)