my 5 year old nephew was adamant he was a superhero the other weekend
he insisted that his name was.... JOHNLEWISMAN!

this made me laugh so much. how middle-class can you get? run out of napkins? in desperate need of virgin pressed olive oil? going to expire if you don't get hand towels that match the hand-hewn quarry tiles in the bathroom?

this is a job for... JOHNLEWISMAN.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:25, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Please allow 28 days for delivery - via a llama by a man wearing a smock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

He can't be middle class he has Northern in him
That makes him "working" class by default
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

SWIPEY
You're a lawyer, or so you claim, so presumably you know something about the law. Specifically, copyright law. How bad will the smackdown be if I upload an episode of a BBC1 evening quiz show to YouTube?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Do it! They'll only take it down
also I'm at home so can watch and laugh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

sorry
i know bugger-all about copyright law.

but i do know that youtube will just most likely take it down again!

if it is you on the weakest link, you have to do it. and send me the link. it feels like a party i didn't get invited to, at the moment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Me too...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah well I feel the same about pictures of your tits love
I might well do it when I get home, I think. A lot of people have asked me to over time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

i have never sent a tit-gaz!
texts, yes. gazzes, no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

My apologies, I meant no offence or slur upon your character
I'll be gazzing you my mobile number now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

That's what he is complaining about
While we're at it Ive never had one either :((((((((((((((
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

We both know that's not true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

sssssh!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

gaz me the link

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

You absolutely will not get taking to court
for violation of copyright. I promise. Do it. Do it hard.
( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)

It won't even get taken down until someone reports it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Aww

( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Fucksocks
I just liked that rather than replied. Still, it did amuse me. The most middle-class thing I've ever seen is the Samaritans tent at Guilfest. At any other festival "I've been raped/bad trip/lost all my possessions etc" but at Guilfest "I'm really worried because we promised Jocasta a pony and now with the economic downturn I'm not sure we can afford that, the Discovery AND the upkeep of the gite in Dordogne"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

haha Guilfest was once described as
"The politest festival of the season".

I, for one, can't wait to see Status Quo and James again.
( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I used to love it because for some reason Alabama 3 played nearly every year
that, and the worst that happens when you camp is getting asked to the tent next door to share a lovely NZ Pinot Gris that their local buyer managed to pick up a couple of bottles of.

As opposed to your tent being set on fire (Reading) or someone driving over it with a Land Rover (Glastonbury, although, to be fair it was our Land Rover)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I live close enough that if I can be arsed
I'll just walk there. I can't often be arsed.
( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

...due to irritation and swelling.
And 'freezer-burn'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I love the Samaritans
Won me £2,610.

We're on the subject anyway so it's hardly even beakering.

Right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

definitely not.



mememememe_mememememe
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

No his meme is being and utter bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

This is either a misguided attempt at punnery
or you've missed the point.

Do you have a meme? Other than being Monty's punching bag?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I've have no meme, I don't think

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

We'll have to do something about that
Monty, if you're reading this, something even worse than what you conjured for Kroney, please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Sorry, what was that.
Hang on, my mouth's full.
( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

peanutlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Oi, what's this?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Oh really?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I thought you were shit.
as in, the meme is that you're shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Oh he's shit alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

That would imply he splits his time between sitting in the freezer and being pushed up Kroney's anus

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Fucking hell, you really are unpopular, aren't you?
I've even got one!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

He tosses off vagrants for small change.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

That's more of a hobby than a meme

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Better than JOHNLESLIEMAN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

^ This is far wittier than is suggested by the attention it has received

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)