By "greek-sized" you mean "small enough to not trouble the tradesmen's even on the way in"
I assume?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i wouldn't know
i've never boffed a greek. he is a total silver fox, though. le reynard d'argent.

and every time he pours me a (free) vodka, he eyeballs me and says "i geef you greeeeek-sized portion". the "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" is implicit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

A mediterranenean waiter being oleaginous and faintly creepy?
Will wonders never cease?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

ha
normally you'd be right, but this guy owns the place and one other restaurant, and is an awesome chef/great story-teller. he's lovely, honestly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:11, Reply)

he sounds ace

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Gosh yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

*serves lashings of ginger beer*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I think I accidentally flirted with someone yesterday
if by flirted I mean 'made hilarious witty comments about pre post post modernism'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Oh, you.
You're a larp a minute, you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

no larp involved
this was actual interaction with a non-larp person in a non-larp context

/proud
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Oh man, that stavros, if he really liked you he'd whipe his hands after scratching his arse and give you extra chilli sauce from his kabab van.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:40, Reply)

It was a reference to the ancient Greeks' habitual boffing of boys
rather than any knowledge of statistics relating to european variations in penis size, to be honest.

Although I suspect the accurate statistic Europe-wide would be "smaller than blokes say they are"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

also the Greeks were quite keen on small cocks
it was considered healthier
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

really?
well, you learn something new every day.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

less bum-rippage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I don't think they were that keen on bumming each other, though.
It was more hand shandies etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Was it?
I thought they did the whole "go off into the hills with another chap and learn to be a man" kind of thing so that they knew how to "service"* their wife after marriage?

*presumably if they learnt from blokes, "discuss the finer points of the offside rule over a couple of beers then 30 seconds up her dirtbox"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I'm not so sure about that.
It's a very long time indeed since I studied this stuff but I've found that my 'I think I'm right' feelings are fairly reliable. I was under the impression that bumming was not the favourite sport people believe it to be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:00, Reply)

reliable as in
they feel right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)

You are correct
Anal penetration was for whores and persians.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Depends which part of Greece
As Monty says, not much actual bumming, but quite an obsession with the thighs.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Intercrural sex.
Sexy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

That's the one
were they like the Romans and quite anti oral sex?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:20, Reply)

only because they hadn't invented
toothpaste
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)

IS HE GOING TO STUFF YOUR KEBAB

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:59, Reply)

WITH AN ELEPHANT LEG OF HOT MEAT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)

god i wish someone would
lots of hot stuffing would be great.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)