The evening is here. Woo fucking hoo.
I am off to Leytonstone to see my old pal and his wife, and to dine on chilli sausages from Borough Market. How about that?

What are you doing tonight? I'm not asking you out on a date, don't look so worried.

Alt: If you could pass on an anonymous message to the lyric-writer for knockabout cheeky pop humourists 'CombiChrist', what would you say?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:14, 72 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's a spare slot at the 2012 Fordham Fest warming up for the mighty Blue Haze, C U THERE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

PS your brilliant song 'Fuck That Shit' was eerily prescient,
as when I heard it my response was 'Fuck, that's shit'. How did you know?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Check out Rammstein, it would seem that CombiChrist are only good enough to support them
*stifles laughter*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

To my eternal shame, my brother actually likes Rammstein.
I hope you know me well enough to trust me when I say the mocking has been severe on my part - but the cunt will not see sense.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Rammstein are AWESOME
I went to see them a couple of years back in Nottingham and it was jolly good fun.

The chilli sausages sound nice. I'm in the middle of taking our kitchen out in preparation for the new one gong in this weekend so it might have to be a takeaway tonight.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I had to watch a DVD of one of their shows.

I was embarrassed by it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

You've got it easy
Every time my wife has a couple of drinks she insists on putting on 30 Seconds To Mars videos ("Whadaya mean it's under ten minutes? Quick, I need moody Jared closeups x 10 STAT!")
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

At least he's quite hot
no-one in Rammstein is remotely attractive
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:54, Reply)

We all suffer our foibles, where would I be without mid 90's Euro-pop star 'Whigfield' and her Magnum opus 'Saturady Night'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Broadmoor?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I'd prefer Rampton, at least I know some of the staff there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

You're not?
bugger.

*puts away best shirt*

I'm playing hockey and then eating homemade kaeng phet neua. But chilli sausages also sound splendid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Do you make your own paste?
I have to confess that as a crazy hepcat-about-town I have never been arsed. I am aided in this laziness by the prescence of a superb and rather large Asian supermarket just down the road...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

green yes, red no
and I have no idea why that way round. But, yeah, Asian supermarket is the place to get it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I should be revising. But I'm not
Alt: I'd ask them to include more pertinent political points, such as 'why do presidents never fight the wars, why do they always send the poor'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

It's a modern mystery that I for one don't see being answered in our lifetimes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:30, Reply)

i am working til 8
then off for some tasty tasty "greek-sized portions".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)

By "greek-sized" you mean "small enough to not trouble the tradesmen's even on the way in"
I assume?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

i wouldn't know
i've never boffed a greek. he is a total silver fox, though. le reynard d'argent.

and every time he pours me a (free) vodka, he eyeballs me and says "i geef you greeeeek-sized portion". the "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" is implicit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

A mediterranenean waiter being oleaginous and faintly creepy?
Will wonders never cease?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

ha
normally you'd be right, but this guy owns the place and one other restaurant, and is an awesome chef/great story-teller. he's lovely, honestly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:11, Reply)

he sounds ace

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Gosh yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

*serves lashings of ginger beer*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I think I accidentally flirted with someone yesterday
if by flirted I mean 'made hilarious witty comments about pre post post modernism'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Oh, you.
You're a larp a minute, you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

no larp involved
this was actual interaction with a non-larp person in a non-larp context

/proud
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Oh man, that stavros, if he really liked you he'd whipe his hands after scratching his arse and give you extra chilli sauce from his kabab van.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:40, Reply)

It was a reference to the ancient Greeks' habitual boffing of boys
rather than any knowledge of statistics relating to european variations in penis size, to be honest.

Although I suspect the accurate statistic Europe-wide would be "smaller than blokes say they are"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

also the Greeks were quite keen on small cocks
it was considered healthier
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

really?
well, you learn something new every day.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

less bum-rippage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I don't think they were that keen on bumming each other, though.
It was more hand shandies etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Was it?
I thought they did the whole "go off into the hills with another chap and learn to be a man" kind of thing so that they knew how to "service"* their wife after marriage?

*presumably if they learnt from blokes, "discuss the finer points of the offside rule over a couple of beers then 30 seconds up her dirtbox"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I'm not so sure about that.
It's a very long time indeed since I studied this stuff but I've found that my 'I think I'm right' feelings are fairly reliable. I was under the impression that bumming was not the favourite sport people believe it to be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:00, Reply)

reliable as in
they feel right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)

You are correct
Anal penetration was for whores and persians.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Depends which part of Greece
As Monty says, not much actual bumming, but quite an obsession with the thighs.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Intercrural sex.
Sexy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

That's the one
were they like the Romans and quite anti oral sex?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:20, Reply)

only because they hadn't invented
toothpaste
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)

IS HE GOING TO STUFF YOUR KEBAB

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:59, Reply)

WITH AN ELEPHANT LEG OF HOT MEAT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)

god i wish someone would
lots of hot stuffing would be great.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I plan something involving bacon
no further detail than that as yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I finally got some time to write
but I'll be here only for a little bit. This evening I'll probably stay at home, in the couch, holding my stomach and watching rubbish tv until it's time to go to bed.

I don't know who that CombiChrist is. Funny?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 17 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Darth likes them. They're utterly, utterly shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Are they music related?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Yes and no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Sorry to stop this conversation
I was having fun, but have to go back to work.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 17 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Oh. Right you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I've decided that tonight I'm going to make coconut soup with veg, noodles and prawns.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I would ask him politely to stop.
And to grow up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Tonight I will be reading up my notes for a meeting at Blackfriars station tomorrow.
On a lighter note, I have Merquez sausages. Best of all french bangers.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

They're Moroccan aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

They're nommy, that's for sure.
Possibly, but used in french, "pied noir" cuisine.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I suppose southern France is chock-full of North Africans anyway, makes sense...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I think it is more of a taste brought back by the returning colonists from Algiers.
Anyway, I'm off, have a good evening. Glad to hear that you were allowed to take your nipper to the party.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)

bloody darkies
Worse than the bally French if you ask me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I just don't know.
Currently I am laughing at the fact that hardly anyone has RSVP'd to go to our highschool reunion and so it looks like it probably won't happen.
This has made my day.

alt: I don't know who they are.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:13, Reply)

they are fucking shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:14, Reply)

seriously, if you wanted to talk to someone from highschool you would
there's no point in it, since all of the people organizing it hang out anyway
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I recently didn't go to mine
turns out there was no one from my year there only old boys from the 50s -70s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:17, Reply)

What the hell were they doing there?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Ah, well it's an english thing
People get very attached to their public schools (private bording schools from 12-18) and as such stay involved for all of their lives to some degree.

For many it was their first experience of buggery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I could go for supper, or I could do some work
I'd tell them to crawl back into Darth's anus and keep that fucking noise down.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I'm bored.
*Goes to check the TV guide to see if there is anything on worth watching*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)

any conclusions?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:27, Reply)

There appears to be fuck all worth watching on the telly.
Which is annoying, as I'm trying to save some cash this week and don't really want to go to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:28, Reply)

perhaps something off of iplayer?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:30, Reply)

It looks like it might have to be.
Seen anything recently you think is worth a watch?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Ive only watched Dr Who and Eurovision in the past 2 or 3 weeks
I'm not much help on telly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:40, Reply)