But conversly
when at a pizza buffet, the trick is to stuff it in as quickly as possible to prevent your stomach realising.

This also applies to crispy duck pancakes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your stomach still hasn't realised, has it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

If I keep eating it will never realise.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

"WAITER! HELP ME! There's no food left on the table,
I think my stomach is starting to come to its senses...hurry ye henceforth to the kitchen...bring lard, ghee, butter, anything! HURRY, garcon, lest I am forced to eat the other customers!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

thank christ it wasn't one of those kinky restaurants
where you eat off a jap birds arse!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I went to one of those.
I mistook her for the main course.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

the idea freaks me out,
it's so pervy but so cool at the same time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I'm going with the just pervy option

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I wish you weren't right.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I'll chuck in degrading
and profoundly misogynistic for good measure
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Al we've got to stop agreeing
it's scaring me now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

ingredients for a cracking evening then
(if you'll pardon the pun)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

there's a pizza buffet place here that has macaroni and cheese pizza
i haven't yet tried this modern miracle
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

That somehow manages to sound horrendous and vulgar yet, at the same time, strangely appealing

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I had a pizza with chicken tikka on it, but also mango chutney and yoghurt sauce.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

That sounds less wrong
than the Doner Kebab Pizza that was available from the place near my old house.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

steak and cheese pizza from dominos pizza
so effin good
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

We tried to get the kebab shop near our house in Manchester
to make a Kebab pie, but instead of using pastry, to use batter and strips of donner meat.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

that sounds disgusting

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

no way, sounds good.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

as does caviar and pate
NOT
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

that does sound gross. I would normally just have pepperoni.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I wish all of you would make a trip here to where I live
they have the best pizza joint evar
pizza, wings, beer, b3tans
that would be
interesting
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

If I were ten years younger
I would be there like a shot.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

aw but then you wouldn't have WIFE

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Well, no, that's the point surely
I'd be wild and free.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I'd be willing to bet wife is better.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Hell yeah
I was rubbish as a wild and free person. I was mainly depressed and lonely.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I fully intend to come and see you after I finish teaching even if only for a day.
I can't not meet you if I'm going to be in America.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

But you're coming for work!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:41, Reply)

yeah but when I finish
I'll stay on a couple of days and road trip.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)

dc would be worth the trip

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I want to see the Capitol Building and the Science Museum

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)

The Wall is pretty awesome as well as the space museum
I've been gagging to get back to dc for a while now
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)

The best pizza joint evar, you say....
I'm sure there are a few places in Italy that might fancy taking the Pepsi challenge over that claim.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

My local place is excellent
and there's a place down the road that isn't bad either.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)

shut up jeff

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

That actually sounds pretty wrong
a bit like pizza with rocket on it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

rockets are awesome
as is pizza

I think your logic is flawed
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Rocket the green salad leaf
not the awesome explodey wonderness.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

never heard of it
spinach on pizza is awesome though
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)

+egg

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)