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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I have scary eyes but chicks dig me.
What dichotomies do you embody?

Alt- Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacy?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:32, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

John Wayne is big leggy.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)

you tremendous oaf.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I'm awesome but will be forever alone.
Alt: I'd go for John Wayne Gacy for no other reason than he has a middle name.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)

he was Pogo the Clown when he wasn't a sadistic serial killer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)

There ya go!
He can't have been all bad.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Duh, CLOWN!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

the cool kids have middle names

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I know.
I don't : (
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Yes you do.
Big-girl's-blouse
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

we should make one up for you!
Someone I know has the same middle name twice as he got to pick a new one when he was confirmed. I can't remember what it is now, but it's a really odd name, too.

edit: I remember! his middle names were Bartholomew and Bartholomew
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Did he become a lawyer?

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

no

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I have two middle names IRL.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

are they cool ones?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

You have two middle names on here as well.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Cool ones?
One is, one isn't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I have yellow hair
but I am not blonde
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Are you a clown though?

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I have big feet
but I can't do a somersault, so I guess not, sorry
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

If she offers to let you sniff a flower on her lapel, be worried.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

lol dick to me's

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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Feelthy boy!

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I'd rather not feel your boy
I don't care how pert his breasts are
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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

woah! there are breasts you'd turn down?!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Woah!
I only said I'd rather not, I wasn't completely ruling it out
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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

that's OK, then
otherwise it would have rocked my world-view
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

i well like breasts

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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I reckon there is a pair of breasts in the world that have your name on them.

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You'd think so, but a google image search for "broadsword breasts" is surprisingly unsuccessful

I imagine
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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Try another search engine.

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Ok Bing gives me a load of weird dressy uppy shit
or would, probably, if I did that search, which obviously I wouldn't 'cos I'm not a saddo.
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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Try Yahoo because that would be the sound you made if you found them.

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

No se han encontrado resultados para "broadsword breasts". Prueba a aplicar las sugerencias siguientes o escribe una nueva consulta en el cuadro anterior.

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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Yahoo is shit :(((

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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Yahoo? Pah, BOO more like

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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I should probably step away from the wine right now

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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I found this : )
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=802240
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I'm pretty surprised no-one has thought to order me a gift from these guys
www.yournameonbreasts.com/
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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:36, Reply)

pahahaha!
I am so impressed this exists in the real world
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Pays the rent

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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Well they would say that wouldn't they.

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

wizard

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

solid

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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I was country before country was cool?

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

When was country ever cool?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

exacly

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

It's actually cool now.
Judging by all the frat boys and skanks that inhabit the concerts these days.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Words like 'frat boys' and 'skanks' don't sound like words you'd associate with cool people.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

oh, I'm sorry, substitue "popular" for "cool"

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

What is the whole deal with the 'frat' thing?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

It's like wanker N Dubz fanz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)

i dont know, im not a boy

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)

But it's like a club yes?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

yeah for colleges and universities

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

when Garth Brooks made it so

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Was that after he left Tottenham Hotspurs?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Cowboy Junkies are cool.
Johnny Cash is cool. Bonnie 'Prince' Billy is cool. Smog is cool.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

KD Lang made country cool.
And ever so slightly lezzy.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

KD Lang is so not country.
Yuck, Blousie. Really.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

She was at the start of her career.

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

She is into cunt(ry)

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Steve Earle would like a word
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk

seriously, listen to it, it's fucking brilliant.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I've got mange
but I'm not a manger.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I've got ham but I'm not a hamster

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I've got gin but I'm not a ginsters steak slice

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I got ham but I'm not a hamster.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

ha! beat you!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I got hair but I'm not a hare courser.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I've got a Dalek army
but I'm not really related to Davros.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I've got feet
but I'm not a foetus
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I've got toes
but I'm not a toaster.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)

haha!
I've got toes but I'm not a toaster.

Damn!!!!
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I've got eyes
but I'm not an ice-lolly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I've got plums
but I'm not a plumber.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I've got room but I'm not a rumour

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I've got weight
but I'm not a waiter.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I've got a phone but
I'm not phonetic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I've got pants
but I'm not a panther.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I've got debt
but I'm not detritus
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I've got rent
but I'm not a rent-boy.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I got pins
but I'm not a pinacolda
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I've got folds
but I'm not a folder.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I'm inside your head!!!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Wrong end!

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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)

FILTH!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I'm a dirty girty.
And off to bed.

Night.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Nightnight

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I got plumz and I am plumdozer.
Aight?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I just got given a chocolate mousse

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)

fuck yeah!
I've got a mini sherry trifle.

*dessert fives*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:41, Reply)

is yours tasty?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:44, Reply)

it was alright
a bit too 'mini' though. How's yours?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Mini puddings are always like that
I buy those delicious GU things when they're on offer, and it's nigh impossible to only have one...
(berk, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:47, Reply)

why would anyone make puddings mini?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Because you're more likely to buy it
if you can justify it to yourself thusly: 'oh, it's only little, clearly I'm not being a fat bastard.'
(berk, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I think they have misjudged me

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:55, Reply)

zackly
I just buy the normal sized ones (serves 4) and am proud if I put half of it back in the fridge
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Too large
it was quite heavy for a mousse (not shop bought) tasty though.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:54, Reply)

A heavy mousse is like a silent opera.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:07, Reply)

This is beautiful
*clicks and weeps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I have white hot chocolate
but I'm not a...wait, I don't have one for that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)

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